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Van share/ Trolleys

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thomas1982
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Van share/ Trolleys

Post by thomas1982 »

Hi there, We nearly got rid of all our bike rounds now (haven't got to stage 3 yet) So most of us are van sharing, or pushing trolleys around. And can I state what a load of rubbish it is, so much dead walking. Is anyone else doing van share?? And whats you opinon on it??
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flyingsam
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Re: Van share/ Trolleys

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thomas1982 wrote:Hi there, We nearly got rid of all our bike rounds now (haven't got to stage 3 yet) So most of us are van sharing, or pushing trolleys around. And can I state what a load of rubbish it is, so much dead walking. Is anyone else doing van share?? And whats you opinon on it??
jupiters cock,look brother,take your time,bring back mail every day.then every 3-4 months your back must feel bad, have some sick time off on Royal Mail, ,just make sure you get it logged down as a work related sickness.go for 2-3 weeks,if your manager keeps phoning you when are you back,just mention stress,that should shut him up.go on ,go off next week.then let your brothers at work have their time of sick.stick together, divided you full. :wave
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clashcityrocker
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Re: Van share/ Trolleys

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Is someone getting a payment every time the phrase "Jupiter's cock" appears on RMC?
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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fishtank
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Re: Van share/ Trolleys

Post by fishtank »

clashcityrocker wrote:Is someone getting a payment every time the phrase "Jupiter's cock" appears on RMC?
I think it's called "trending" by youngsters.
Surely from a purely astrophysical point of view "Jupiter's rings" would be more appropriate. :neutral:
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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Thehair
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Re: Van share/ Trolleys

Post by Thehair »

Who is Jupiter, and are we sure he's male?
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Straight4ward
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Re: Van share/ Trolleys

Post by Straight4ward »

Saturn's rings, I think.

Mons veneris (mound of Venus), possibly.

Jupiter's cock, nah. Castrated ox, yeah.
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
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fishtank
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I have been reliably informed by my 17 year old son that Jupiter's Cock is the catchphrase from that well known "sword, sandals and shagging" series Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
I have yet to partake.... :neutral:
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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dvbuk55
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Re: Van share/ Trolleys

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fishtank wrote:I have been reliably informed by my 17 year old son that Jupiter's Cock is the catchphrase from that well known "sword, sandals and shagging" series Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
I have yet to partake.... :neutral:
Brilliant series, though Js Cock doesn't ring a bell followed by the prequel Gods of the Arena, the bloke who played Spartacus was diagnosed with cancer and that has put the filming of the second series behind..................I have them all recorded on my server.

Now started watching Camelot.............not too impressed and Game of Thrones.................better than Camelot.............there's a fair bit of nudity in both which is probably a bit gratuitous...............still
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clashcityrocker
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Re: Van share/ Trolleys

Post by clashcityrocker »

What was wrong with "I am Spartacus?"
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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fishtank
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good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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POSTMAN
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Re: Van share/ Trolleys

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Leave it! I'm making a fortune here. :nana
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Dorset Plodder
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Re: Van share/ Trolleys

Post by Dorset Plodder »

I've got Jupiter's cock..and so has my wife! :Very Happy That's another 50p Postman! :Very Happy
Like all Wage Slaves, he had two crosses to bear: The people he worked for and the people he worked with! (Stephen Vizinczey.)
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maisymoo04
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Re: Van share/ Trolleys

Post by maisymoo04 »

the only cock we have got is the cwu and managment :Very Happy
"Some day I will have the bottle to take the money"
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feelikeadogsbody
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Re: Van share/ Trolleys

Post by feelikeadogsbody »

thomas1982 wrote:Hi there, We nearly got rid of all our bike rounds now (haven't got to stage 3 yet) So most of us are van sharing, or pushing trolleys around. And can I state what a load of rubbish it is, so much dead walking. Is anyone else doing van share?? And whats you opinon on it??

ours as been in for about 4 months now and it is w*nk no one can do it in the allotted time except for the people who come in early and work for free plus it all depends on who you are working with most of our pt lot just stand there and want to be spoon fed their next loop plus the managers hate it when you work to your time but your partner wants to do ot, bring the bikes back BY JUPITERS COCK and put me back on my old firms delivery lol i fookin hate walking :Boo hoo!
when i am king you will be first against the wall
with your opinions which are of no consequence at all
anyway im cutting off
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