Standing in a bucket.....

[maninred]

I was reading another post and just happened to notice the signature from NEmallard, quote; “working for Royal Mail, is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle”.

I think that Royal Mail’s solution to this would be to:

1. Set a matrix of weights for the man in the bucket.
2. Make sure that he was bending his knees while lifting.
3. Make the handle bigger.
4. Make the bucket bigger.
5. Get the DOM to stand in the bucket as well and supervise the lifting.
6. Get the DOM out of the bucket and then bollock the man for not being able to complete the job.
7. Put another bucket beside the man and say “When you have finished with the first one.......”

[NEmallard]

I was reading another post and just happened to notice the signature from NEmallard, quote; “working for Royal Mail, is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle”.

I think that Royal Mail’s solution to this would be to:

1. Set a matrix of weights for the man in the bucket.
2. Make sure that he was bending his knees while lifting.
3. Make the handle bigger.
4. Make the bucket bigger.
5. Get the DOM to stand in the bucket as well and supervise the lifting.
6. Get the DOM out of the bucket and then bollock the man for not being able to complete the job.
7. Put another bucket beside the man and say “When you have finished with the first one.......”

[fishtank]

Maybe that should be two men in a car-derived bucket?

[krussel]

More like kicking the bucket if these rounds get any longer

[REDLETTER]

[maninred]

That is after a Revision.

[George door to dawes]

That is after a Revision.

That must be a full timer as he seems to have prepped another bucket towards the bottom of the picture ready for when the part timer gets in

[fishtank]

That is after a Revision.

That must be a full timer as he seems to have prepped another bucket towards the bottom of the picture ready for when the part timer gets in

The full-timer looks ready to go but the part-timers bucket is still empty.

[Dorset Plodder]

New Balls Please.

[George door to dawes]

That is after a Revision.

That must be a full timer as he seems to have prepped another bucket towards the bottom of the picture ready for when the part timer gets in

The full-timer looks ready to go but the part-timers bucket is still empty.

Well do you expect the part timer to come in early and get in the bucket for free???? I wonder if they would both get conduct coded for using their own buckets?

[George door to dawes]

Ask lino to show you how to stand in the bucket



You disagree with his methods and ask the DOM how to stand in the bucket

[TrueBlueTerrier]

Well you know the rumour about CDVs - well I have found the field that they are storing the buckets in for the new 123 delivery method 1 Postie 2 buckets & 3 managers