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2011 BUSINESS PLAN

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2011 BUSINESS PLAN

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Minutes of meeting

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Lets Create an internet and tv business through post office RM....!!

http://www2.postoffice.co.uk/broadband- ... -broadband" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

FANTASTIC WHAT A MONEY SPINNER HOW WE GOING TO GET PEOPLE TO SIGN UP?

send BT,virgin and sky internet leaflets to every house in uk that offer better rates. infact lets do it 10 times a year!

Excellent plan lets get the ball rolling get they leaflets sent to every office in the uk.

Ship it.


Meeting concluded
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belle smith
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When reffering to RM's new buisness plan....thats not what anyone means!!!
WTF are you talking about.
Wikileaks how so....it's on their own website, hardly a leak :confused
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belle smith wrote:When reffering to RM's new buisness plan....thats not what anyone means!!!
WTF are you talking about.
Wikileaks how so....it's on their own website, hardly a leak :confused

I think it was a joke that went over your head :Very Happy
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theargyspy wrote:
belle smith wrote:When reffering to RM's new buisness plan....thats not what anyone means!!!
WTF are you talking about.
Wikileaks how so....it's on their own website, hardly a leak :confused

I think it was a joke that went over your head :Very Happy
ahh right. :oops:
I just thought it was wierd.
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Re: 2011 BUSINESS PLAN

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if we're talking about RM surely it should be 'what business plan?'
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Reminds me of the 2003 business plan ,let's offer to deliver all our business mail for competitors who will take all the profits.Genius. :ncfo :vcfo :dcfo
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Wessex wrote:Reminds me of the 2003 business plan ,let's offer to deliver all our business mail for competitors who will take all the profits.Genius. :ncfo :vcfo :dcfo
absolutely spot on,,, let every other company cream royal mail of its money, then tell them in 2011 no share pay out,,, we don't have the money to pay our hard working staff for their efforts because government and royal mail directors have moved backwards in time,,,,,, to,,,,,,,, punish it's work force, slave drive them, destroy thier integrity, destroy who they are as human beings, destroy thier will to live and destroy thier exsistence into total hell......... looks like their is only one way out of this s..t hole......................
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pants123 wrote:
Wessex wrote:Reminds me of the 2003 business plan ,let's offer to deliver all our business mail for competitors who will take all the profits.Genius. :ncfo :vcfo :dcfo
absolutely spot on,,, let every other company cream royal mail of its money, then tell them in 2011 no share pay out,,, we don't have the money to pay our hard working staff for their efforts because government and royal mail directors have moved backwards in time,,,,,, to,,,,,,,, punish it's work force, slave drive them, destroy thier integrity, destroy who they are as human beings, destroy thier will to live and destroy thier exsistence into total hell......... looks like their is only one way out of this s..t hole......................

The guy who was on the radio the other day ,the postal consultant, would describe our reactionary comments as 'cultural lag '
Apparently there would be a few of us who might object to the idea of leech mail and the benefits that we would lose to those who commission the help of postal consultants..
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Royal Mail's new business plan is to raid the local nunnery, and get them to deliver mail whilst sending their message........
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That's actually quite funny(and true) from the bitch. :oops:

Don't get carried away tho you're still a knob.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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Wessex
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For a moment I wasn't sure which bitch you were referring to Postman :shock:
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so you don`t know the 2011 business plan I take it.....?
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willie wonglers wrote:so you don`t know the 2011 business plan I take it.....?
yeah it's called bend over and drop your pants while royal mail shafts us royally :dcfo :ncfo :vcfo
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willie wonglers wrote:so you don`t know the 2011 business plan I take it.....?
Do you?
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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Re: 2011 BUSINESS PLAN

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POSTMAN wrote:
willie wonglers wrote:so you don`t know the 2011 business plan I take it.....?
Do you?
Yes! It's radical and new. It involves all sorts but all will be revealed at a later date........everythings being discussed behind closed doors and as soon as the salmon sandwiches run out and the good times stop rolling for the glitterati and their buddies.................but I'm sworn to secrecy...maybe I've already said too much..............a pity you can't all see the big picture...............I actually am falling short of calling it the NEW deal of the century............but
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