April Fools Pranks !

[Tommase]

Just a bit of fun as its April fools tomorrow, any pranks in years gone by or any planned would love some ideas

[Lounge Lizard]

All brown envelopes can be left till Saturday.

[DGP1]

The Colleague Shares are not worth anything ..............oh wait, that's not a joke

[whatamess!!]

Tell the members in the morning that the delivery sup is finishing as the company can't afford it, it will kick off, then sit back and watch the s**t hit the fan

[Lounge Lizard]

The wedding's cancelled and we're all working April 29th.

[IcanthelpthewayIam]

local council going to start fining for dropped bands

[pants123]

you'll be delivering 100 lots of door to doors next week,, you can get them in your trolley...

[fishtank]

you'll be delivering 100 lots of door to doors next week,, you can get them in your trolley...

You might be....it's election season.

[ninjaposty]

Get everyone to start wishing a happy birthday to one of the manager's,especially one who is not very bright.

[DGP1]

Get everyone to start wishing a happy birthday to one of the manager's,especially one who is not very bright.

Spoilt for choice

[comeracing]

ive told everybody to ring in sick

[pinkpat]

I know it's a day early but the chance was too good to miss! There's a lad at our delivery office whilst getting a brew from the machine, noticed the woman from the canteen was filling the vending machine up with chocolate, she noticed two bar's that had fallen down right at back and checked the date on them, one went out of date in 2008 and the other in 2003! To cut a long story short he took them and was offering them around to people and a unlucky girl ate the chocolate bar which was 8 years out of date so he'd better watch out tomorrow cos i think she'll be gunning for him!

[TeeferTiger]

I got told last year that the evening collections driver had left a load of mail in one of the bags. I fell for it for 2 reasons... 1) I didn't realise it was April 1st and 2) The evening collections driver is fuggin useless! lol They said that's why they'd said it was him so I'd believe it.

[BettySwollocks]

I know it's a day early but the chance was too good to miss! There's a lad at our delivery office whilst getting a brew from the machine, noticed the woman from the canteen was filling the vending machine up with chocolate, she noticed two bar's that had fallen down right at back and checked the date on them, one went out of date in 2008 and the other in 2003! To cut a long story short he took them and was offering them around to people and a unlucky girl ate the chocolate bar which was 8 years out of date so he'd better watch out tomorrow cos i think she'll be gunning for him!

That reminds me of a prank my eldest brother pulled,
he had a bar of chocolate chilling in the fridge (many years ago), but someone else in the family nicked it,
a few days later, he went went to the chemist and got a bar of laxative chocolate,
broke off a little bit to make it look like he'd had some, placed the rest of the chocolate into another wrapper (obviousley not the original) and left it in the fridge,
sure enough it went
never found out who it was that took it (i have 4 sisters & 1 other brother),
but they must have been p***ing out of their ass for the rest of that day