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Anyone on here write comedy?

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Anyone on here write comedy?

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Anyone on here write comedy?

(pm if you're shy)
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The mods on here think im a comedian .
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don't know about comedians but there are plenty of clowns.(postman,dgp1 and dvbuk spring to mind)
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BarryFromEastenders wrote:Anyone on here write comedy?

(pm if you're shy)
Contact the editorial staff of the Courier - they have a better hit rate than Galton and Simpson.
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rhino49 wrote:
BarryFromEastenders wrote:Anyone on here write comedy?

(pm if you're shy)
Contact the editorial staff of the Courier - they have a better hit rate than Galton and Simpson.
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youwot!!!!! wrote:don't know about comedians but there are plenty of clowns.(postman,dgp1 and dvbuk spring to mind)
Don't worry they're here...................la la lala la la la...........Postman would be OK but DGP and me don't speak cockney...........lets just hope they still have a sense of humour down there :angel
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yes post office union dave ward jackanory springs to mind
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I think Dingo and his CWU HQ buddies are pretty funny......
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I don't know about comedy but this company is a f#ckin joke :left: :left: :left: :left: :left: :left: :left: :left: :left:
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Funny as f**k the usual suspects.
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POSTMAN wrote:Funny as f**k the usual suspects.
Do you know postman - I just bet you could make a movie with that as the theme..............how about taking a master of disguise with a limp and................................................................ well you can fill in the rest.
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dvbuk55 wrote:
POSTMAN wrote:Funny as f**k the usual suspects.
Do you know postman - I just bet you could make a movie with that as the theme..............how about taking a master of disguise with a limp and................................................................ well you can fill in the rest.
With a limp what ???
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rhino49 wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
POSTMAN wrote:Funny as f**k the usual suspects.
Do you know postman - I just bet you could make a movie with that as the theme..............how about taking a master of disguise with a limp and................................................................ well you can fill in the rest.
With a limp what ??? :left:
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rhino49 wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
POSTMAN wrote:Funny as f**k the usual suspects.
Do you know postman - I just bet you could make a movie with that as the theme..............how about taking a master of disguise with a limp and................................................................ well you can fill in the rest.
With a limp what ???
D'you know rhino that is not even remotely funny when you have erectile dysfunction like................someone I know :chuckle :chuckle
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You want to come to my office for comedy. You have heard of Mrs Browns boys, well this office is called Moya Greene's Boys and Girls and as Martin Tyler says " And its Live"