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RM Car Stickers ...

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RedBagMan
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RM Car Stickers ...

Post by RedBagMan »

... in a vain attempt to raise money for a beleagured outfit ... how about some RM Car Stickers which can be worn with pride whilst "out on the job" ... early thoughts are ...

"P&L can go to Hell !"
"PCOD - It's the future !!"
"HCT is NOT for me !"
"I use an LWT ... for my golf clubs !"
"Fully insured for Social, Business and Pleasure ..."
"Cutting off ? Not with this beauty ..."

... naturally with an RM-approved insignia/cruciform to the left of the words ...

Other thoughts include "go-faster stripes" for the HCT; clip-on aerofoils for bicycles; small wings to attach to the Magnums - and a special sticker for linos/DOMS ("The only tool in this vehicle is behind the wheel !")

Any budding entrepeneurs out there ???
"We're under model" - oh no we're not - stick your lapse elsewhere ...
TeeferTiger
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Re: RM Car Stickers ...

Post by TeeferTiger »

RedBagMan wrote:... in a vain attempt to raise money for a beleagured outfit ... how about some RM Car Stickers which can be worn with pride whilst "out on the job" ... early thoughts are ...

"P&L can go to Hell !"
"PCOD - It's the future !!"
"HCT is NOT for me !"
"I use an LWT ... for my golf clubs !"
"Fully insured for Social, Business and Pleasure ..."
"Cutting off ? Not with this beauty ..."

... naturally with an RM-approved insignia/cruciform to the left of the words ...

Other thoughts include "go-faster stripes" for the HCT; clip-on aerofoils for bicycles; small wings to attach to the Magnums - and a special sticker for linos/DOMS ("The only tool in this vehicle is behind the wheel !")

Any budding entrepeneurs out there ???
The DOM will ask you to remove them. We were told to remove our Keep the post public stickers a year or two back.
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
slave
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Joined: 20 Sep 2007, 21:39
Location: North West

Re: RM Car Stickers ...

Post by slave »

Car stickers? To advertise even more a car being used for business purposes. Great for those on the rob.

But, aren't we supposed to be all having vans, so no need for car stickers as we'll all have nice shiny vans to race around in.
BELIAL
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Re: RM Car Stickers ...

Post by BELIAL »

"I'm a twat,and you can bet your bottom dollar there's a special in my hatchback" :roll:
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protect us
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Re: RM Car Stickers ...

Post by protect us »

BELIAL wrote:"I'm a twat,and you can bet your bottom dollar there's a special in my hatchback" :roll:
ha ha !! :Applause theres plenty of them nowadays !!! i blame it on the lack of training :sad:
fishtank
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Re: RM Car Stickers ...

Post by fishtank »

"I might not be the sharpest tool in the box....but i'm still a tool". :cuppa
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
clashcityrocker
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Re: RM Car Stickers ...

Post by clashcityrocker »

I'm not just any old bully, I'm a RM bully.
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arty_morty
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Re: RM Car Stickers ...

Post by arty_morty »

Royal Mail - Where everything is someone elses fault
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Dorset Plodder
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Re: RM Car Stickers ...

Post by Dorset Plodder »

In a vain attempt to try and make a bit of extra cash I've been selling Viagra tabs whilst out on duty. I have a sign on my HCT which says, "Mr Stiffy - Stop Me and Buy One". :whistle
Like all Wage Slaves, he had two crosses to bear: The people he worked for and the people he worked with! (Stephen Vizinczey.)
S6 Stroller
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Re: RM Car Stickers ...

Post by S6 Stroller »

How about 'Kama Sutra - Royal Mail Management Bumper Edition' ? Similar to the original but with 1000s more inventive ways to f*ck people.
scum_opg
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Re: RM Car Stickers ...

Post by scum_opg »

S6 Stroller wrote:How about 'Kama Sutra - Royal Mail Management Bumper Edition' ? Similar to the original but with 1000s more inventive ways to f*ck people.
i thought that the modern royal mail for posties was more about getting f*cked... not getting to F*ck anyone or anythign else... :crazy: