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1000 managers going!

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halfull
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1000 managers going!

Post by halfull »

i know its bad news today that we are not getting our shares but on the bright side at least 1000 managers are going!! :nana that means 100 managers going in each of the 10 sectors! :nana im sure your all thinking of the ones that could go in your office now :wave ,i know i am!! so its not all bad atleast 1000 managers will no longer get an obese salary for doing fuckall! :nana :nana :nana :left: :hmmmm hmmmm i wonder if this is the start of a turnaround?? :Very Happy :cuppa
bigboy71
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Re: 1000 managers going!

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halfull wrote:i know its bad news today that we are not getting our shares but on the bright side at least 1000 managers are going!! :nana that means 100 managers going in each of the 10 sectors! :nana im sure your all thinking of the ones that could go in your office now :wave ,i know i am!! so its not all bad atleast 1000 managers will no longer get an obese salary for doing fuckall! :nana :nana :nana :left: :hmmmm hmmmm i wonder if this is the start of a turnaround?? :Very Happy :cuppa

Celebrating people losing their jobs what a nice bloke you are.
daveyeff
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Re: 1000 managers going!

Post by daveyeff »

how many managers are there in rm anyways?
Phantom
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Re: 1000 managers going!

Post by Phantom »

About 10,000 so its f**k all really!
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BELIAL
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Re: 1000 managers going!

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bigboy71 wrote:
halfull wrote:i know its bad news today that we are not getting our shares but on the bright side at least 1000 managers are going!! :nana that means 100 managers going in each of the 10 sectors! :nana im sure your all thinking of the ones that could go in your office now :wave ,i know i am!! so its not all bad atleast 1000 managers will no longer get an obese salary for doing fuckall! :nana :nana :nana :left: :hmmmm hmmmm i wonder if this is the start of a turnaround?? :Very Happy :cuppa

Celebrating people losing their jobs what a nice bloke you are.
New breed :wink:
Bye
bigboy71
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Re: 1000 managers going!

Post by bigboy71 »

BELIAL wrote:
bigboy71 wrote:
halfull wrote:i know its bad news today that we are not getting our shares but on the bright side at least 1000 managers are going!! :nana that means 100 managers going in each of the 10 sectors! :nana im sure your all thinking of the ones that could go in your office now :wave ,i know i am!! so its not all bad atleast 1000 managers will no longer get an obese salary for doing fuckall! :nana :nana :nana :left: :hmmmm hmmmm i wonder if this is the start of a turnaround?? :Very Happy :cuppa

Celebrating people losing their jobs what a nice bloke you are.
New breed :wink:
My Dad is a manager, he is also my Dad. He wouldn't want any of us to lose his job, pisses me off you celebrate that he might lose his. Cheers.
silly suffolk
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Re: 1000 managers going!

Post by silly suffolk »

BELIAL wrote:
bigboy71 wrote:
halfull wrote:i know its bad news today that we are not getting our shares but on the bright side at least 1000 managers are going!! :nana that means 100 managers going in each of the 10 sectors! :nana im sure your all thinking of the ones that could go in your office now :wave ,i know i am!! so its not all bad atleast 1000 managers will no longer get an obese salary for doing fuckall! :nana :nana :nana :left: :hmmmm hmmmm i wonder if this is the start of a turnaround?? :Very Happy :cuppa

Celebrating people losing their jobs what a nice bloke you are.
New breed :wink:
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BELIAL
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Re: 1000 managers going!

Post by BELIAL »

bigboy71 wrote:
BELIAL wrote:
bigboy71 wrote:
halfull wrote:i know its bad news today that we are not getting our shares but on the bright side at least 1000 managers are going!! :nana that means 100 managers going in each of the 10 sectors! :nana im sure your all thinking of the ones that could go in your office now :wave ,i know i am!! so its not all bad atleast 1000 managers will no longer get an obese salary for doing fuckall! :nana :nana :nana :left: :hmmmm hmmmm i wonder if this is the start of a turnaround?? :Very Happy :cuppa

Celebrating people losing their jobs what a nice bloke you are.
New breed :wink:
My Dad is a manager, he is also my Dad. He wouldn't want any of us to lose his job, pisses me off you celebrate that he might lose his. Cheers.
Wrong end of the stick pal , probably my fault .
Every job gone is a potential personal tragedy ,but old halfglass is a dubious and thoughtless poster bit like the "new breed " of managers if you get my drift.
An I hope your dad keeps his job :wink:
Bye
Post Off
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Re: 1000 managers going!

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bigboy71 wrote:
BELIAL wrote:
bigboy71 wrote:
halfull wrote:i know its bad news today that we are not getting our shares but on the bright side at least 1000 managers are going!! :nana that means 100 managers going in each of the 10 sectors! :nana im sure your all thinking of the ones that could go in your office now :wave ,i know i am!! so its not all bad atleast 1000 managers will no longer get an obese salary for doing fuckall! :nana :nana :nana :left: :hmmmm hmmmm i wonder if this is the start of a turnaround?? :Very Happy :cuppa

Celebrating people losing their jobs what a nice bloke you are.
New breed :wink:
My Dad is a manager, he is also my Dad. He wouldn't want any of us to lose his job, pisses me off you celebrate that he might lose his. Cheers.
Not all managers are bad, just the ones that are c***s. In our orifice, we've had some really good managers, ones that I really wouldn't like to see go. I think the reason most peeps are happy to see the backs of most managers is for all the bullying and harassment that they've had to put up with up and down the country.
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daveyeff
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Re: 1000 managers going!

Post by daveyeff »

spot on
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Re: 1000 managers going!

Post by POSTMAN »

BELIAL wrote:
bigboy71 wrote:
BELIAL wrote:
bigboy71 wrote:
halfull wrote:i know its bad news today that we are not getting our shares but on the bright side at least 1000 managers are going!! :nana that means 100 managers going in each of the 10 sectors! :nana im sure your all thinking of the ones that could go in your office now :wave ,i know i am!! so its not all bad atleast 1000 managers will no longer get an obese salary for doing fuckall! :nana :nana :nana :left: :hmmmm hmmmm i wonder if this is the start of a turnaround?? :Very Happy :cuppa

Celebrating people losing their jobs what a nice bloke you are.
New breed :wink:
My Dad is a manager, he is also my Dad. He wouldn't want any of us to lose his job, pisses me off you celebrate that he might lose his. Cheers.
Wrong end of the stick pal , probably my fault .
Every job gone is a potential personal tragedy ,but old halfglass is a dubious and thoughtless poster bit like the "new breed " of managers if you get my drift.
An I hope your dad keeps his job :wink:
But did he cross a picket line where his sons mates were trying to protect their jobs and the service. :hmmmm
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happyhippo
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Re: 1000 managers going!

Post by happyhippo »

we have 1 fantastic manager at our place extremely helpful and thoughtful always fights for our corner as she used to be one of us posties, we also have 8 "Arsehole" managers some have never done the job and do everything they can to never do the job, there whole purpose is to hold up efficientcy and prevent progress as well as destroy morale. Put it this way i wont miss those 8 but i bet she and all the other good ones out there get the axe. Royal Mail is doomed in that case.
teesdale
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Re: 1000 managers going!

Post by teesdale »

1000 managers going. Im sure they will have no trouble getting another job though, compared to other people. A Royal Mail manager will have an excellent cv of skills and experience as well as coming from a sucessful company.
Royal_Fail
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Re: 1000 managers going!

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teesdale wrote:1000 managers going. Im sure they will have no trouble getting another job though, compared to other people. A Royal Mail manager will have an excellent cv of skills and experience as well as coming from a sucessful company.
Its hard to tell if people are being sarcastic here sometimes :hmmmm

But i wish all jobless managers well in their new jobs :wave
vigilante
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Re: 1000 managers going!

Post by vigilante »

teesdale wrote:1000 managers going. Im sure they will have no trouble getting another job though, compared to other people. A Royal Mail manager will have an excellent cv of skills and experience as well as coming from a sucessful company.


Yea so that they can move on and make other workers lives a misery somewhere else!! :cuppa
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