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UNemployed Moron's yoghurt consuming litterbug club.

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wiganpostie
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UNemployed Moron's yoghurt consuming litterbug club.

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The first rule of Unemployed Moron's Yoghurt Consuming litterbug club is that you should not talk about Unemployed Moron's Yoghurt Consuming litterbug club. Instead, you should wait behind your front door and post the lid of a freshly consumed pot through the letterbox just as the postman delivers the mail through the other side. :crazy:
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Re: UNemployed Moron's yoghurt consuming litterbug club.

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EH ? ? ? :left: WTF ? ? ? :arrrghhh
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Re: UNemployed Moron's yoghurt consuming litterbug club.

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Very strange.
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Re: UNemployed Moron's yoghurt consuming litterbug club.

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ive never heard of this type of thing in 22 yrs service :silenced
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Re: UNemployed Moron's yoghurt consuming litterbug club.

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r u sure the lid was covered in yoghurt lol???
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Re: UNemployed Moron's yoghurt consuming litterbug club.

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report it to the dom sounds like could even be classed as assault a matter for the police
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Re: UNemployed Moron's yoghurt consuming litterbug club.

Post by pinstripe »

Is this the same club whose members are required to stand behind their front door and pretend to be a dog*?

*For information purposes, dogs do not actually say "bark bark", nor do they say "woof woof woof".
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Re: UNemployed Moron's yoghurt consuming litterbug club.

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Is it me or have I landed on another planet?
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Re: UNemployed Moron's yoghurt consuming litterbug club.

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I assume it was freshly consumed as there was yoghurt on the foil lid. Or perhaps it had been consumed days earlier and he kept it specifically for that purpose. :crazy:
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Re: UNemployed Moron's yoghurt consuming litterbug club.

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pinstripe wrote:Is this the same club whose members are required to stand behind their front door and pretend to be a dog*?

*For information purposes, dogs do not actually say "bark bark", nor do they say "woof woof woof".
I also have a moron who does that and lives on the same street. maybe there's something in the water.