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Story of Leighton's success

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moanalot
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Joined: 14 Jun 2007, 15:33
Location: Deep in Cider country

Story of Leighton's success

Post by moanalot »

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
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L Tommo
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Joined: 06 Feb 2007, 09:43
Gender: Male
Location: WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME!

Post by L Tommo »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRACKING MORALS OF THIS GREAT STORY!!!

Wonder if our great BULLSHITTING LEADER TAKES THE HINT???

Im not holdiing my breath...


OUT :Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause :Applause
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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DirtyHarry
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Joined: 13 May 2007, 23:16
Gender: Male
Location: London

Re: Story of Leighton's success

Post by DirtyHarry »

:funneh
moanalot wrote:A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Nice one , moanalot. :Applause :Very Happy
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Yahoorsur
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Joined: 02 Jul 2007, 08:52
Gender: Male
Location: Dunfermline

Post by Yahoorsur »

Think that should be e-mailed to our glorious leader and his pet monkey :lfo :cfo
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bristolchris
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Joined: 19 May 2007, 08:26
Location: In direct opposition to Big AL & Crozier

Re: Story of Leighton's success

Post by bristolchris »

moanalot wrote:A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
moanalot, sometimes you can be a bit of a star.
BristolChris
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