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Genius in hiding.

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bunkerland
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Genius in hiding.

Post by bunkerland »

Surely it must nearly be time for the genius that thought up park and loop to stop being so shy and come forward and take the plaudits for his/her fantastic idea. With so many offices in complete chaos across the country ,how long do we have to wait before seeing the face or faces behind the plan?

Perhaps we can expect to see them on the front page of the next Courier,along with some casted/scripted deliriously happy posties all too ready to extol the virtues of this masterplan. ;liar

Whoever you are,please come forward oh modest one,so us humble posties can pay homage to the mind of a genius! :wave
AnotherLimey
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Re: Genius in hiding.

Post by AnotherLimey »

bunkerland wrote:Surely it must nearly be time for the genius that thought up park and loop to stop being so shy and come forward and take the plaudits for his/her fantastic idea. With so many offices in complete chaos across the country ,how long do we have to wait before seeing the face or faces behind the plan?

Perhaps we can expect to see them on the front page of the next Courier,along with some casted/scripted deliriously happy posties all too ready to extol the virtues of this masterplan. ;liar

Whoever you are,please come forward oh modest one,so us humble posties can pay homage to the mind of a genius! :wave
I think it's the same person that thought it was a good idea to change the company name to Consigna, spending millions doing so with logos on vans etc then changing it back, genius!!
dvbuk55
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Re: Genius in hiding.

Post by dvbuk55 »

You rang

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pinstripe
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Re: Genius in hiding.

Post by pinstripe »

Have I been rumbled? It was me!
Park and Loop
Consignia
Starburst
Later Deliveries
And my all time favourite.....Falling Mail Volumes. I still can't believe you fell for it.
I've still got a few up my sleeve, but I don't want to blow my own trumpet.
Must go now,I've got an obscene bonus to spend you know :angel

p.s I've also got some interesting photos of Billy and Dave, the home address of the Tooth Fairy and a restraining order against the Easter Bunny.
westlondonpostie
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Re: Genius in hiding.

Post by westlondonpostie »

Probably the same fella who bought the 100,000 white sacks for the drop bag frames, without the D rings. :d'oh!
fishtank
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Re: Genius in hiding.

Post by fishtank »

westlondonpostie wrote:Probably the same fella who bought the 100,000 white sacks for the drop bag frames, without the D rings. :d'oh!
Would those be the ones that only fit across 3 corners. :roll:
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
Toby Tyke
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Re: Genius in hiding.

Post by Toby Tyke »

westlondonpostie wrote:Probably the same fella who bought the 100,000 white sacks for the drop bag frames, without the D rings. :d'oh!
Or the guy who bought all the PDA leather protective pouches without a hole in the bottom so you could not connect them to the cradle :Very Happy
peedofpostie
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Re: Genius in hiding.

Post by peedofpostie »

bunkerland wrote:Surely it must nearly be time for the genius that thought up park and loop to stop being so shy and come forward and take the plaudits for his/her fantastic idea. With so many offices in complete chaos across the country ,how long do we have to wait before seeing the face or faces behind the plan?

Perhaps we can expect to see them on the front page of the next Courier,along with some casted/scripted deliriously happy posties all too ready to extol the virtues of this masterplan. ;liar

Whoever you are,please come forward oh modest one,so us humble posties can pay homage to the mind of a genius! :wave
sorry we cant come out and accept your plaudits were to busy in the cwu office at the moment maybe we ll accept them in july :Applause