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Are we a human experiment!!!

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Are we a human experiment!!!

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Over the year our walks have got longer and longer and longer and longer, and lighter(lol) and lighter and lighter. I now believe RM are working with the government to see how quick they can push a human and speed limits. The bonus we get isn't bonuses from RM, its actually money due for us for the experiment they are doing on us!!!!! :nana :nana :nana
Just wait til we are offered drugs to make us go quicker!!!!
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Love the title of this thread. :left:
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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steven100 wrote:Just wait til we are offered drugs to make us go quicker!!!!
There is a bloke in my DO who always has a ready supply of drugs to help you go faster.
I thought he was getting them from a well known pub in Cambuslang and you are saying he is suplied by the govt :cuppa
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Sure they're not experimenting to see how long it takes to make us as murderous as our US conterparts.
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Well this Postman (Mk 1 Beta perhaps) thinks that sometimes things said in jest have a grain of truth. :Very Happy :Very Happy
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We are an experiment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoLs0V8T5AA" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And for the ladies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcba-Zgt ... re=related" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:...... have a grain of truth. :Very Happy :Very Happy
My colleague sells it by the gram, not the grain. :Very Happy :Very Happy
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As long as it isn't an experiment like in that film The Human Centipede. Although just think how much faster we'd be able to work with 6 legs and 6 arms. I hope managment haven't seen it. Bagsy me at the front please.
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clashcityrocker wrote:
TrueBlueTerrier wrote:...... have a grain of truth. :Very Happy :Very Happy
My colleague sells it by the gram, not the grain. :Very Happy :Very Happy
Must be low quality then
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Wiggins79 wrote:As long as it isn't an experiment like in that film The Human Centipede. Although just think how much faster we'd be able to work with 6 legs and 6 arms. I hope managment haven't seen it. Bagsy me at the front please.
:shock: :shock: :shock: Very little shocks me but that film does. Anyway I'm in the front :nervous
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Jimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:We work harder than soldiers ffs :whistle

is that right jimmy?
how many times were you shot at this morning then?
who the hell invests £2 billion into a servic and makes it worse?????????????
you really couldn't make it up!!!!!!!!!!!
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youwot!!!!! wrote:
Jimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:We work harder than soldiers ffs :whistle

is that right jimmy?
how many times were you shot at this morning then?
Twas tongue in cheek...
http://www.royalmailchat.co.uk/communit ... 18&t=22796" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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POSTMAN wrote:
youwot!!!!! wrote:
Jimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:We work harder than soldiers ffs :whistle
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That's fantastic! I should print one out and put it up at my DO!
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youwot!!!!! wrote:
Jimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:We work harder than soldiers ffs :whistle

is that right jimmy?
how many times were you shot at this morning then?
Only once but then it was an easy day.......................but then we do like to moan but not as much as you MC staff when you all get chucked out on delivery :chuckle :chuckle
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HgUh5bOgbM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Start it at 3.15 :Very Happy
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