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feduppostie
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82 million

Post by feduppostie »

that's the euromillions jackpot tonight

would you go in tomorrow?????????????

and what would you spend it on


me i'd go somewhere very hot with no rain lol and have a think about what to do ( mostly nothing)

ahhhh we can dream
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Re: 82 million

Post by clashcityrocker »

If I win it I have decided to keep 50 million and divide the rest between the office.
They'll all have enought to give up work and the DOM will be f****d. Serves the little twonk right.
It will be worth losing 32 million just to see his face.
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Re: 82 million

Post by krussel »

Its more than i could imagine :shock: :shock: :shock:

I would share most with my family just keeping enough to be comfy for life.

Oh Royal Mail who :left:

I would share a few million around the office to stop folks worring about job cuts as they could all go part time :left:
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Re: 82 million

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I'd turn up in a ferrari to tender my resignation.
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Re: 82 million

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taurus88 wrote:I'd turn up in a ferrari to tender my resignation.

I would do exactly the same lol :dance
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Re: 82 million

Post by haynes »

Apart from getting out of thsi council estate i wouldnt know where to start aprt from move and quit on the spot with no weeks notice given at all. Since im only 27yrs old i might consider another job but its unlikely that i would stay there long
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Re: 82 million

Post by dounome »

id go on the sick for a year with stress and take the greedy b.......ds for as much as i could :cfo
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Re: 82 million

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I'd stay :Very Happy I'm a pain in the arse now and I need the money so you can only imagine what I'd actually get up to if I didn't need it :nana
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Re: 82 million

Post by smokerjim »

clashcityrocker wrote:If I win it I have decided to keep 50 million and divide the rest between the office.
They'll all have enought to give up work and the DOM will be f****d. Serves the little twonk right.
It will be worth losing 32 million just to see his face.
I do like this - bit more than 32 in my office, so I'd give them £1/2M and a letter of resignation for each of them to sign, wait till the DOM gives a WTL, or a briefing, then get everyone to hand their letter in at the same time :left:
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olilew
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Re: 82 million

Post by olilew »

we said in our office, who ever wins it would give every other member of staff 1million quid so that ensures no-one at all would turn up for work the next day. :nana
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haynes
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Re: 82 million

Post by haynes »

will the lotto euro numbers are on there website and unfortunately i aint leaving this week - NOT HAPPY :coolr
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Re: 82 million

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I'd employ the world best chef (who is it btw) to make a scotch egg that doesn't rattle and a chicken farm (do they live on farms)for experiments.
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Re: 82 million

Post by smokerjim »

haynes wrote:will the lotto euro numbers are on there website and unfortunately i aint leaving this week - NOT HAPPY :coolr
They haven't drawn the numbers yet - you might be looking at last week's numbers.
POSTMAN wrote:I'd employ the world best chef (who is it btw) to make a scotch egg that doesn't rattle and a chicken farm (do they live on farms)for experiments.
Postman - I think DGP or dvb has hacked your account ( and chickens do live on farms ). I might buy a pig farm ( like Brick Top in "Snatch" ), then invite some people round, couple of managers, some bloke that cut me up 3 years ago, sister-in-law's violent alcoholic ex, etc.
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SpacePhoenix
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Re: 82 million

Post by SpacePhoenix »

£112 million next week
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Re: 82 million

Post by haynes »

SpacePhoenix wrote:£112 million next week
Even better still, i will keep on dreaming