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The new P739 card
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Straight4ward
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Re: The new P739 card
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DirtyHarry
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Re: The new P739 card
Nice one. 
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alloria
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Re: The new P739 card
I have just printed a few to use on Monday morning!
(might be a lie)
(might be a lie)
Vote no on the "Agreement"
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taurus88
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Re: The new P739 card
I always wonder if the phallic shaped items are light bulbs or vibrators. It makes me uncomfortable, thinking about it.
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TeeferTiger
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Re: The new P739 card
Size issues?taurus88 wrote:I always wonder if the phallic shaped items are light bulbs or vibrators. It makes me uncomfortable, thinking about it.
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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DGP1
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Re: The new P739 card
If you have a quick look at the return address that'll let you knowtaurus88 wrote:I always wonder if the phallic shaped items are light bulbs or vibrators. It makes me uncomfortable, thinking about it.
The magic words are Gold Group I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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DGP1
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Re: The new P739 card
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Discreet Packaging
Don't worry about nosey neighbours or colleagues finding out what you've been buying. All our orders are sent out in plain, non-branded packaging, with the discreet return address of Gold Group International (our parent company), so you can choose the most convenient delivery address.
Speedy Delivery
Order before 3pm and we'll despatch your order the same day using Royal Mail First Class Post(unless you upgrade to our Guaranteed Next Day Delivery service), which means that your order will probably get to you the next working day (there is no delivery on Sundays or Bank Holidays) as Royal Mail delivers 95% of their orders within a day and the rest within 2 days. For more details, take a look at our Delivery Info.
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POSTMAN
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Re: The new P739 card
S4W your talent holds no bounds.
Downloaded for the funnies.
Downloaded for the funnies.
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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krussel
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Re: The new P739 card
yep good one Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
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taurus88
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Re: The new P739 card
It's the part where I'm handing over a twelve inch phallus-shaped contraption to an OAP . . .Aprilaydee wrote:Size issues?taurus88 wrote:I always wonder if the phallic shaped items are light bulbs or vibrators. It makes me uncomfortable, thinking about it.
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DGP1
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Are you delivering to dvbtaurus88 wrote:It's the part where I'm handing over a twelve inch phallus-shaped contraption to an OAP . . .Aprilaydee wrote:Size issues?taurus88 wrote:I always wonder if the phallic shaped items are light bulbs or vibrators. It makes me uncomfortable, thinking about it.
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Spedley
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Re: The new P739 card
Several times in the past I have crossed out "It is too big for your letterbox" and written "your letter box is too small" instead.
I'd also like to add "You have a stupid cage to stop the dog getting your mail and your letter won't bend 90 degrees to get in the sodding box"
and ... "You've stuck the cheap draft excluder in the wrong place and it covers up half the letterbox"
In fairness, I did post something through my own letterbox once and it didn't open fully. Ooops! A few minutes with a chisel and all was fine again. God knows how long it had been like that for?
I'd also like to add "You have a stupid cage to stop the dog getting your mail and your letter won't bend 90 degrees to get in the sodding box"
and ... "You've stuck the cheap draft excluder in the wrong place and it covers up half the letterbox"
In fairness, I did post something through my own letterbox once and it didn't open fully. Ooops! A few minutes with a chisel and all was fine again. God knows how long it had been like that for?
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BELIAL
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Re: The new P739 card
Just deliver the mail. Hobbies are for free time onlytaurus88 wrote:It's the part where I'm handing over a twelve inch phallus-shaped contraption to an OAP . . .Aprilaydee wrote:Size issues?taurus88 wrote:I always wonder if the phallic shaped items are light bulbs or vibrators. It makes me uncomfortable, thinking about it.
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