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The new P739 card

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The new P739 card

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Re: The new P739 card

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Love it!
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Nice one. :Very Happy
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I have just printed a few to use on Monday morning!

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I always wonder if the phallic shaped items are light bulbs or vibrators. It makes me uncomfortable, thinking about it.
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Re: The new P739 card

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taurus88 wrote:I always wonder if the phallic shaped items are light bulbs or vibrators. It makes me uncomfortable, thinking about it.
Size issues? :wink: :chuckle :nervous
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taurus88 wrote:I always wonder if the phallic shaped items are light bulbs or vibrators. It makes me uncomfortable, thinking about it.
If you have a quick look at the return address that'll let you know :wink: The magic words are Gold Group :wink:
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Aprilaydee wrote:
taurus88 wrote:I always wonder if the phallic shaped items are light bulbs or vibrators. It makes me uncomfortable, thinking about it.
Size issues? :wink: :chuckle :nervous
It's the part where I'm handing over a twelve inch phallus-shaped contraption to an OAP . . .
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taurus88 wrote:
Aprilaydee wrote:
taurus88 wrote:I always wonder if the phallic shaped items are light bulbs or vibrators. It makes me uncomfortable, thinking about it.
Size issues? :wink: :chuckle :nervous
It's the part where I'm handing over a twelve inch phallus-shaped contraption to an OAP . . .
Are you delivering to dvb :shock: :shock: :shock:
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Several times in the past I have crossed out "It is too big for your letterbox" and written "your letter box is too small" instead.
I'd also like to add "You have a stupid cage to stop the dog getting your mail and your letter won't bend 90 degrees to get in the sodding box"
and ... "You've stuck the cheap draft excluder in the wrong place and it covers up half the letterbox"

In fairness, I did post something through my own letterbox once and it didn't open fully. Ooops! A few minutes with a chisel and all was fine again. God knows how long it had been like that for?
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taurus88 wrote:
Aprilaydee wrote:
taurus88 wrote:I always wonder if the phallic shaped items are light bulbs or vibrators. It makes me uncomfortable, thinking about it.
Size issues? :wink: :chuckle :nervous
It's the part where I'm handing over a twelve inch phallus-shaped contraption to an OAP . . .
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