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bank holiday equals
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bertie
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Re: bank holiday equals
Unfortunately followed by Tuesday.

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dblad
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Re: bank holiday equals
Or by a fortnight sat on me arse..lovelybertie wrote:Unfortunately followed by Tuesday.![]()
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malcolm3011
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6 days mail to deliver in 5bensonhedge wrote:![]()
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krussel
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- Location: Out on the streets.
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But its sunny
Which means iam expected to do work in the garden

Which means iam expected to do work in the garden
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
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ashadd
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Unless Tuesday is your day off.....bertie wrote:Unfortunately followed by Tuesday.![]()
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I married my wife for her looks, but not the one she gave me when i said i was going to be a postman.
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Cliff Clavin
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Most of Scotland working today
We get ours in Sept
We get ours in Sept
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Postman Plodd
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Re: bank holiday equals
= sleeping in, hungover sex and all-day breakfasts.
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fishtank
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What exactly were you hanging over?Postman Plodd wrote: hungover sex
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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clashcityrocker
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In my experience you are either hanging OR having sex.fishtank wrote:
What exactly were you hanging over?![]()
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You can't do both.
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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dvbuk55
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Of course you can ccr, it isn't all about pleasuring you y'knowclashcityrocker wrote:In my experience you are either hanging OR having sex.fishtank wrote:
What exactly were you hanging over?![]()
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You can't do both.
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clashcityrocker
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Re: bank holiday equals
Well neither of them seems to be getting any pleasuredvbuk55 wrote:
Of course you can ccr, it isn't all about pleasuring you y'know

Is that Tim Henman?
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
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Postman Plodd
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Re: bank holiday equals
Its a sure fire hangover cure, once youve cleared the custard you feel right as rain. Ive just re-read that and it just reaffirms that chivalry and romance are NOT dead.
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Straight4ward
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Re: bank holiday equals
That brings to mind the case of the Tory MP, Stephen Milligan. He clearly thought he could combine the two, though it ended in personal tragedy.clashcityrocker wrote:
In my experience you are either hanging OR having sex.
You can't do both.
Forty-five year old Milligan was found dead in Hammersmith, London.[2] The discovery of his corpse in what was presumed to be a state of autoerotic asphyxiation, combined with self-bondage and cross-dressing, led to a greater public awareness of auto-erotic asphyxiation and self-bondage and their risks. A bizarre detail of his death, which was the subject of much comment and speculation at the time, was that he was found to have had an orange segment in his mouth at the time of his death.
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dvbuk55
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Re: bank holiday equals
Well he looks teed off and she looks guilty................so using a little extrapolation, I think she's just let one ripclashcityrocker wrote:Well neither of them seems to be getting any pleasuredvbuk55 wrote:
Of course you can ccr, it isn't all about pleasuring you y'know
Is that Tim Henman?