Arrgh Scientologists

[bedfordrl]

Whilst writing a post I noticed that right at the bottom of the page is a link and advert to Scientologists.

Far being from me to rock the boat but is that wise ?,they describe themselves as a religion,yeah right,anyone remember the Moonies?.

[bedfordrl]

Sorry I must of imagined it ,I cannot find it now!! .

[Straight4ward]

The Moonies? A religion?

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Yep, reckon so. That's some congregation.

[bedfordrl]

It's back

Someone's taking the pish !.

I'm off before I'm indoctrinated

[fishtank]

[DGP1]

Just remember that we are the decendants of aliens that where brought to Earth and thrown into a big volcano.............wait, I'll get it this time, I a level 300 Theaton (it cost me everything I owned and everything I'm ever going to own to get there) so there was this hobbit and he had a ring..........crap wrong sci-fi writer...........I try this again (it really was worth it) Space, the final frontier, these are the voyages - crap crap crap crap


If I'm never heard of again can there be a rescue mission against Scientology headquarters by the elite Postie rescue team to retrieve me (my DOM wouldn't allow the absence).

[fishtank]

Just remember that we are the decendants of aliens that where brought to Earth and thrown into a big volcano.............wait, I'll get it this time, I a level 300 Theaton (it cost me everything I owned and everything I'm ever going to own to get there) so there was this hobbit and he had a ring..........crap wrong sci-fi writer...........I try this again (it really was worth it) Space, the final frontier, these are the voyages - crap crap crap crap


If I'm never heard of again can there be a rescue mission against Scientology headquarters by the elite Postie rescue team to retrieve me (my DOM wouldn't allow the absence).

How are they going to brainwash you DGP?
If you start spilling those secrets about you and dv in the naughty room the Scientologists will want rescuing.

[clashcityrocker]

Is there a naughty room at Scientology HQ?
I hope so or we won't know where to find you.

[DGP1]

Is there a naughty room at Scientology HQ?
I hope so or we won't know where to find you.

I never thought of that.............maybe you could use the implants the aliens put in my head to track me, no, you're right, just look for where the people are running out in terror and that'll be where I am

[Straight4ward]

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"What Is An AFDB?

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Effective against Scientologists, DOMs and Derren Brown.

[fishtank]

Oi! ....that's my tinfoil hat.....give it back or the environmental champions will read my thoughts and realise i left the bog light on.

[BELIAL]

This site is nothing if not informative.

"What Is An AFDB?

afdbhead.jpg

An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.
What are you waiting for? Make one today!"

Effective against Scientologists, DOMs and Derren Brown.

Don't laugh , might be standard postie kit when PDA's go national with their GPS trackers et al
Why do all nutty religions start in the US ?

[TeeferTiger]

So believing in a benevolent zombie is OK then?! lol

ALL religions are made up by humans at some point in evolution. Just because this one was made up nowadays, doesn't make it any more or any less ridiculous than the others on the "market".

D.R.A.W. chaps! Not fair to take the michael out of one religion just because you don't agree with it. Even if it is insane. Someone who reads these boards might be a follower and they're fully entitled to their opinion.

[TeeferTiger]

Oh and if you have Firefox, you can get adblock as an add on and then you won't see the ads...

[Straight4ward]

So believing in a benevolent zombie is OK then?! lol

Nothing wrong in believing in Bill Gates, despite all denigration from the Apple loving geeks, I tell ya!

Anyway April, you can't fool us, we know who you worship;
The Egyptian Cat God - the Goddess Bastet (aka Bast) and the Goddess Sekmet
The history of the Egyptian cat god achieved cult status due to the rise of the city of Bubastis in the eastern Delta during the 22nd dynasty. The goddess adopted by the city was Bastet who was depicted with the body of a woman and the head of a cat, or lioness. The symbols of the Egyptian cat goddess Bastet were the cat, lioness, sistrum and Udjat (the Eye of Horus). The feline goddess Bastet was worshipped as the life giving god of fire, cats, the home and pregnant women. In Egyptian religion the evil counterpart of Bastet was the goddess Sekhmet who represented the destructive force of the feline and worshipped as the goddess of war and pestilence.