I got a bollocking off a customer for knocking on the door "too loudly" this week.
I like to make myself heard and actually get rid of as much as I can. Theres nothing worse* than knocking and standing there like a lemon cos the householder hasn't heard the knock.
I got a bollocking off a customer for knocking on the door "too loudly" this week.
I like to make myself heard and actually get rid of as much as I can. Theres nothing worse* than knocking and standing there like a lemon cos the householder hasn't heard the knock.
Are you a loud or quiet knocker?
I have had that, and the opposite not knocking loud enough.
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Back in the day when we got out early I had to knock a door for someone to sign for a letter, he came to the door (after getting up) and his words where 'You knock like the police' that's enough overhere to get into serious sh1t
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
DGP1 wrote:Back in the day when we got out early I had to knock a door for someone to sign for a letter, he came to the door (after getting up) and his words where 'You knock like the police' that's enough overhere to get into serious sh1t
I knock and ring the bell.
"Why did you knock?"
"In case the bell didn't work"
"then why did you ring the bell?"
"In case you didn't hear me knock dumbass"
A simple game played by groups of teenagers or middle aged swingers in which one person is chosen to be the "postman", goes outside and knocks on the door. Another person is chosen by the rest of the group to answer the door, and pays for the "letter" with a kiss. Then another person is chosen to be postman, etc.
The game has many variations. In some versions, playing cards are used to select which people get to be postman and which get to be answerer in turn.
A simple game played by groups of teenagers or middle aged swingers in which one person is chosen to be the "postman", goes outside and knocks on the door. Another person is chosen by the rest of the group to answer the door, and pays for the "letter" with a kiss. Then another person is chosen to be postman, etc.
The game has many variations. In some versions, playing cards are used to select which people get to be postman and which get to be answerer in turn.
Why don't they just throw their car keys in a bowl like civilised people.
I rang a bell last week,no one answered.Just about to put the P739 through the box,when lo and behold someone answers."Why did'nt you ring the bell"they said,"I did"I said.The woman pressed it and aha no ring.Sorry she said it must be broke again.w*****s.
A simple game played by groups of teenagers or middle aged swingers in which one person is chosen to be the "postman", goes outside and knocks on the door. Another person is chosen by the rest of the group to answer the door, and pays for the "letter" with a kiss. Then another person is chosen to be postman, etc.
The game has many variations. In some versions, playing cards are used to select which people get to be postman and which get to be answerer in turn.
We used to gather up dog muck in paper bags, set them on fire and then ring the bell and run like hell
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
A simple game played by groups of teenagers or middle aged swingers in which one person is chosen to be the "postman", goes outside and knocks on the door. Another person is chosen by the rest of the group to answer the door, and pays for the "letter" with a kiss. Then another person is chosen to be postman, etc.
The game has many variations. In some versions, playing cards are used to select which people get to be postman and which get to be answerer in turn.
We used to gather up dog muck in paper bags, set them on fire and then ring the bell and run like hell
Oh shite i did that as well
When i was about 8 yrs old me and a few others went through a spell of putting dog poo in the same postbox on the way to school. I never thought about it again until i joined RM 13 years later and once the subject was brought up in the canteen. This old postman cursed that some bastard had spent the summer stuffing dog poo in his postbox and how he would have loved to have catched the git.
I kept very quite
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
A simple game played by groups of teenagers or middle aged swingers in which one person is chosen to be the "postman", goes outside and knocks on the door. Another person is chosen by the rest of the group to answer the door, and pays for the "letter" with a kiss. Then another person is chosen to be postman, etc.
The game has many variations. In some versions, playing cards are used to select which people get to be postman and which get to be answerer in turn.
We used to gather up dog muck in paper bags, set them on fire and then ring the bell and run like hell
Oh shite i did that as well
When i was about 8 yrs old me and a few others went through a spell of putting dog poo in the same postbox on the way to school. I never thought about it again until i joined RM 13 years later and once the subject was brought up in the canteen. This old postman cursed that some bastard had spent the summer stuffing dog poo in his postbox and how he would have loved to have catched the git.
I kept very quite
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
A simple game played by groups of teenagers or middle aged swingers in which one person is chosen to be the "postman", goes outside and knocks on the door. Another person is chosen by the rest of the group to answer the door, and pays for the "letter" with a kiss. Then another person is chosen to be postman, etc.
The game has many variations. In some versions, playing cards are used to select which people get to be postman and which get to be answerer in turn.
Why don't they just throw their car keys in a bowl like civilised people.
Because the last time I played that game they buggered off with their wife, my wife, my car and left me a pushbike to get home on with a blow up doll in the front carrier - so the night wasn't entirely wasted
that's enough overhere to get into serious sh1t 
We used to gather up dog muck in paper bags, set them on fire and then ring the bell and run like hell 
