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That's handy,i'm looking for something for me Piles mate,what's the best remedy,i have to f***ing stand to type this.





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POSTMAN wrote:That's handy,i'm looking for something for me Piles mate,what's the best remedy,i have to f***ing stand to type this.





DON'T LET THE SPAM BOTS (OR PILES) GET YOU DOWN!!!!!!
Are they any better yet ? :crazy:
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Lounge Lizard wrote:
POSTMAN wrote:That's handy,i'm looking for something for me Piles mate,what's the best remedy,i have to f***ing stand to type this.





DON'T LET THE SPAM BOTS (OR PILES) GET YOU DOWN!!!!!!
Are they any better yet ? :crazy:
I think they're still a pain in the arse :nervous I'll get my coat :wink:

Are they advertising any of those 'hard' pills :nervous
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DGP1 wrote:
Lounge Lizard wrote:
POSTMAN wrote:That's handy,i'm looking for something for me Piles mate,what's the best remedy,i have to f***ing stand to type this.





DON'T LET THE SPAM BOTS (OR PILES) GET YOU DOWN!!!!!!
Are they any better yet ? :crazy:
I think they're still a pain in the arse :nervous I'll get my coat :wink:

Are they advertising any of those 'hard' pills :nervous
Those viagra eye drops that make you look hard?
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
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Another 'blast' from the past.

I'll get me coat too.
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Piles treatment using Dry Figs
Three of four figs should be soaked overnight in water after being cleaned thoroughly in hot water. They should be taken first thing in the morning along with the water in which they were soaked. They should also be taken in evening in the similar manner. This treatment should be continued for three or four weeks. The tiny seeds of the fruit possess all excellent quality of stimulating peristaltic movement of the intestines. This facilitates easy evacuation of faeces and keeps the alimentary canal clean. The pressure on the anus thus being relieved, the hemorrhoids also contract.

Works for me.
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clashcityrocker wrote:Piles treatment using Dry Figs
Three of four figs should be soaked overnight in water after being cleaned thoroughly in hot water. They should be taken first thing in the morning along with the water in which they were soaked. They should also be taken in evening in the similar manner. This treatment should be continued for three or four weeks. The tiny seeds of the fruit possess all excellent quality of stimulating peristaltic movement of the intestines. This facilitates easy evacuation of faeces and keeps the alimentary canal clean. The pressure on the anus thus being relieved, the hemorrhoids also contract.

Works for me.
Do you shove them up your arse??? :nervous
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DGP1 wrote: Do you shove them up your arse??? :nervous
It's optional...it won't help your piles but.....
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
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DGP1 wrote:
Do you shove them up your arse??? :nervous
I can't quite reach so I get someone to do it for me.
Joking aside the figs are not to be used as a rectal suppository. :chuckle
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DGP1 wrote:
clashcityrocker wrote:Piles treatment using Dry Figs
Three of four figs should be soaked overnight in water after being cleaned thoroughly in hot water. They should be taken first thing in the morning along with the water in which they were soaked. They should also be taken in evening in the similar manner. This treatment should be continued for three or four weeks. The tiny seeds of the fruit possess all excellent quality of stimulating peristaltic movement of the intestines. This facilitates easy evacuation of faeces and keeps the alimentary canal clean. The pressure on the anus thus being relieved, the hemorrhoids also contract.

Works for me.
Do you shove them up your arse??? :nervous
Please DG let's not lower the tone, I mean just imagine if the poor bloke had wind, he could do someone serious harm, break a window, tear clothes...... you get the occasional hard one and it could even prove fatal :shock:
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dvbuk55 wrote: you get the occasional hard one and it could even prove fatal :shock:
I would imagine it would at your age dvb. :chuckle :chuckle
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fishtank wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote: you get the occasional hard one and it could even prove fatal :shock:
I would imagine it would at your age dvb. :chuckle :chuckle
Not fatal exactly, but when the blood rushes down there, I faint - I sometimes wonder if some rampant chick takes advantage of me whilst I'm out - no no not the one in the photo :shock:
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dvbuk55 wrote:but when the blood rushes down there, I faint
:nervous Err i saw this once in a err 80's adult educational film. The guy was called KING DOM :Very Happy

Was it you in a younger form :chuckle :chuckle :nervous
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krussel wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:but when the blood rushes down there, I faint
:nervous Err i saw this once in a err 80's adult educational film. The guy was called KING DOM :Very Happy

Was it you in a younger form :chuckle :chuckle :nervous
Crap! My cover has been blown, yes it's true, in the day I used to do stunt cock work for the adult film industry. Now the work has dried up of course, I still get the odd gig, but business has been a bit limp lately :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle