Nudity

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » 16 Jun 2010, 15:14

So Night Tonic thinks it is all doom and gloom on RMC...........

Today I had to buzz all 4 occupants of a block of flats and when I went up the stairs the woman from 1R was stood in her hallway stark naked. And she is a fit lady.
Strangely when I related this story to my workmates they all asked - "What colour was her bush?". TBH I never looked (but then I am more of a breast man.)
So share your memories of naked members of the public and lighten NT's mood. (Maybe Tman will come back as well)

Dogs of War · Post by **Dogs of War** » 16 Jun 2010, 15:42

Pervert and dirty old man.

Post by **jockstrapp** » 16 Jun 2010, 15:48

clashcityrocker wrote:So Night Tonic thinks it is all doom and gloom on RMC...........

Today I had to buzz all 4 occupants of a block of flats and when I went up the stairs the woman from 1R was stood in her hallway stark naked. And she is a fit lady.
Strangely when I related this story to my workmates they all asked - "What colour was her bush?". TBH I never looked (but then I am more of a breast man.)
So share your memories of naked members of the public and lighten NT's mood. (Maybe Tman will come back as well)

Why is the subject "NUDITY" then clashcityrocker starts talking about gardening (re. her bush) sorry but I'm confused

mvinny · Post by **mvinny** » 16 Jun 2010, 15:51

I got a woman out of bed the other day who failed to notice that her jugs were hanging out her nightie.
Trouble is she is about 82 years old and had no teeth in either!!
Just my luck!

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 16 Jun 2010, 15:55

The only nudity I had was last week - had a recorded and I think the Old man (65+) was more than a little excited to receive it, made obvious by the underwear he was wearing but he had failed to secure the fly. I am still going to therapy.

Dogs of War wrote:Pervert and dirty old man.

Ah you've delivered there as well.

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 16 Jun 2010, 16:07

Does it count if I'm naked when I'm delivering......................my restraining order is due to run out soon

motherhubbard · Post by **motherhubbard** » 16 Jun 2010, 16:13

I frequently have RD's for a customer who comes to the door in his boxers.
Frequently "little Jimmy" is a bit on show.
I suppose as a part-timer I can only see it pro rata.

Post by **stokes11eg** » 16 Jun 2010, 16:18

Yip- and i bet this old geezer is about ninety two, and always seems to be just there no matter what time you arrive. Isn't it strange how our male collegues seem always to get fit young things --all we get are the old pervs, with theirwashed out cotton baggy y-fronts revealing all! UGH!

hampshireman · Post by **hampshireman** » 16 Jun 2010, 16:27

motherhubbard wrote:I frequently have RD's for a customer who comes to the door in his boxers.
Frequently "little Jimmy" is a bit on show.
I suppose as a part-timer I can only see it pro rata.

Now that made me laugh

Nobodyshero · Post by **Nobodyshero** » 16 Jun 2010, 16:29

mvinny wrote:I got a woman out of bed the other day who failed to notice that her jugs were hanging out her nightie.
Trouble is she is about 82 years old and had no teeth in either!!
Just my luck!

Phoawr

Post by **Straight4ward** » 16 Jun 2010, 16:41

Struck lucky once.

Had a packet that was too large for the letterbox, so knocked on the door as you do. After waiting what seemed long enough I started to make my way to the side of the house to see if there was anywhere safe it could be left, when I heard the front door opening.

Quickly returning to the door I was met by the sight of an extremely attractive young woman completely naked. Cruelly, at this precise moment, life decided to play one of its little tricks on me and render me totally speechless. I was struggling to articulate myself when this apparition, clearly enjoying my discomfort, shouted in a broad antipodean accent “What?!!”
Frantic waving of the packet drew her attention to the reason for my calling and, finally, I managed to get some words out. To this day I have absolutely no idea what I said. Probably little more than a meaningless jumble of random words. What I do remember though is, after she had taken the packet from me, she gave me a huge grin as she closed the door.

For some months afterwards I was half expecting to find myself appearing as the victim in ‘You’ve been framed’ or something similar.

The last cruel footnote to all this is that it was not my duty, merely one I was covering for the day as the regular postie was off. I have only done the duty a handful of times since and, needless to say, have never clapped eyes on her again.

wiganpostie · Post by **wiganpostie** » 16 Jun 2010, 17:59

One saturday morning I had a packet that was too large for the recipient's letterbox, so I knocked and he came downstairs naked (I could see through the not-very-frosted glass), his pot belly wobbling away above what could only be described as a shrivelled acorn. Mercifully, the sighting was brief, but the image stayed with me for the rest of the morning, and I'll never be able to watch a squirrel eating again.

Post by **mucker** » 16 Jun 2010, 18:03

TBH I never looked (but then I am more of a breast man.)

do you like my t**s then

pinstripe · Post by **pinstripe** » 16 Jun 2010, 18:09

DGP1 wrote:Does it count if I'm naked when I'm delivering......................my restraining order is due to run out soon

Only if you're wearing your hi-vis vest and RM shoes.

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » 16 Jun 2010, 18:37

mucker wrote:
TBH I never looked (but then I am more of a breast man.)
do you like my tits then

No TBF.
Why, when I wrote tits was it edited but when "mucker" writes tits it is allowed?

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