lapsing when england play

[bensonhedge]

just wandered if theres any takers when england play their last group game if any of you fellas wanna lapse a few duties? err...you can use yer own cars,work your break and i,ll even let you go 3 minutes before the misorts come,any takers?

[Flatlander]

OOOOeeeeerrrrrr, kick off wsnt till 730 on saturday. Whatevers going on there?

[PostieWithTheMostie!]

Who cares about England???

[Straight4ward]

Who cares about England???

I care about England.

I just care rather less about the over-hyped, over-rated, extraordinarily over-paid, under talented footballers who represent my Country these days.

[dblad]

I think it was a light hearted post, why do people get too serious.

[Lounge Lizard]

It's only a game

[clashcityrocker]

“Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.” Shankley.

[jockstrapp]

I think it was a light hearted post, why do people get too serious.

Sorry I thought the title was LAUGHING WHEN ENGLAND PLAY

How can anyone get serious about ENGLAND after all "THEY ARE A JOKE"

[fishtank]

“Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that.” Shankley.

'My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7'. David Beckham
'I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet'. David Beckham
'Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had'. David Beckham

[clashcityrocker]

"He`s got more personality than people think and he`s very deep and spiritual. He always knows how to dress, that was part of his appeal originally"
Posh on Becks.

[POSTMAN]

Leave Becks alone!!

[TrueBlueTerrier]

[clashcityrocker]

Leave Becks alone!!

Why?
I'm sure lots of people have sung - your wife takes it up the arse - at football grounds up and down the land.
I think he is a great footballer but leave him alone? Never.

[fishtank]

Leave Becks alone!!

Ok.

'I've never wanted to leave. I'm here for the rest of my life, and hopefully after that as well'. Alan Shearer
'You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we' re knocked out'. Peter Shilton
'I was watching the Blackburn game on TV on Sunday when it flashed on the screen that George (Ndah) had scored in the first minute at Birmingham. My first reaction was to ring him up. Then I remembered he was out there playing'. Ade Akinbiyi
'Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match'. Ian Wright
'I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier'. Ugo Ehiogu
'Leeds is a great club and it's been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesborough'. Jonathan Woodgate
'I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel'. Stuart Pearce
'The Brazilians were South American, the Ukrainians will be more European'. Phil Neville
"One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best'. Alan Shearer
'I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football'. Les Ferdinand.
'There's no in between - you're either good or bad. We were in between'. Gary Lineker.
'If you don't concede any goals you'll win more games than you lose'. Wayne Bridge.

Sorry coudn't resist..It was really difficult for us, playing in the midday sun with that three o'clock kick-off. David Beckham

[POSTMAN]

Twas a joke clash,twas a joke,bit like this one...

David Beckham was speaking at a management conference and in response to a question said, "Well the great thing about them is they're only two calories and leave your mouth feeling fresh for an hour."
A voice from the back called out, "David, we wanted you to speak about tactics."