SCISSORS AND THE 1/6

bensonhedge · Post by **bensonhedge** » 09 Jun 2010, 17:48

HAVE ASKED MY DOM IF THERES ANY MONEY IN THE BUDGET FOR SCISSORS,THIS IS DUE TO THE FACT THAT THERE IS 599 CALLS ON MY WALK WHICH WORKS OUT AT 99.83 A DAY.TO MAKE IF FAIR FOR THE LEAVE RESERVE WE WANT TO DO IT ACCURATELY SO WOULD LIKE A PAIR OF SCISSORS SO WE CAN CUT THE 100TH D2D UP TO MAKE THE 0.83.HES TOLD ME TO "GROW UP" BUT SURELY THIS IS THE CORRECT WAY TO ALLOW FOR A FAIR SYSTEM FOR MY LEAVE RESERVE? SHES A REAL TASTY BIRD TOO SO I DONT WANNA GET ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HER LIKE.I EVEN OFFERED TO COME ROUND TO HERS LATER WITH A BOTTLE OF THE OLD WHITE LIGHTNING

Patrick Clifton · Post by **Patrick Clifton** » 09 Jun 2010, 17:53

Ask him for a Caps Lock key too

And if she is that tasty, make the .83 up as an extra to you and give her less to do

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 09 Jun 2010, 18:02

Smoking too many of these perhaps.

Just for a laugh your post fails on so many levels.

1. Potential Sexual Harassment.
2. Pedantry.
3. CAPS LOCK fail.
4. Male Chauvinism
5. Cheapness (white lightening

)

Dogs of War · Post by **Dogs of War** » 09 Jun 2010, 18:03

Dirty old man.

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 09 Jun 2010, 18:06

Dogs of War wrote:Dirty old man.

He'll fit in here then................well the naughty room anyway

pinstripe · Post by **pinstripe** » 09 Jun 2010, 18:33

Nothing wrong with white lightning. Still, if you want to impress, try Buckfast or MD 20/20.

pinstripe · Post by **pinstripe** » 09 Jun 2010, 18:34

DGP1 wrote:
Dogs of War wrote:Dirty old man.
He'll fit in here then................well the naughty room anyway

Is there any room left in there? It must be getting quite crowded by now.

brothermagrew · Post by **brothermagrew** » 09 Jun 2010, 18:43

As DGP and dvbuk are probably considered by most who post on RMC as the founder fathers of the Naughty Room who in their (DGP & dvbuk) considerable estimation would be worthy of inclusion as exclusive members.

DGP1 · Post by **DGP1** » 09 Jun 2010, 19:05

Normally the sole qualification for entry into the naughty room is some questionable talk

Teebs has posted things that should gain him entry aswell as stokes and stormproof

I think we should face facts, soom the naughty room will have more people in it than the normal board

Post by **Straight4ward** » 09 Jun 2010, 19:56

So this is where you've all got to.

Naughty Room.jpg

Jeez! How many of you in there?

ROYALMAILCHAT

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