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searching for tilly can you help me ?

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Straight4ward
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?

Post by Straight4ward »

You really were pissed, JCL!

‘She’ didn’t say her name was Tilly, ‘she’ said “Billy”. That she was a he.

Congratulations, judging by the photo, you’ve pulled Billy Hayes in drag!
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Something tells me that you're taking the urine JCL :nervous
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?

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:Very Happy So that's where Billys gone--drag alley!
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stokes11eg wrote::Very Happy So that's where Billys gone--drag alley!
It's the only way he's allowed back into Greggs :nervous after that incident concerning the all you can eat promo they did :wink:
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:Very Happy :wave
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Post by krussel »

Saw this post and:

:funneh :funneh :left: :left: :funneh :funneh :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :left: :left: :crazy: :crazy: :Very Happy
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Post by DGP1 »

Jimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:
Sherpas Rule wrote:This post is full of win!

Win ?? :hmmmm
Windows 3.11 :nervous FFS I'm that old I remember BASIC :shock: :sad:
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Post by ashadd »

KIN EL.......They were real beer goggles you were wearing :sad: :sad: :sad: You reallllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ought to STAY in more... :crazy:
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?

Post by dohnut »

Jimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:Hello, im searching for a woman called Tilly, dont know her surname. All I know is that she`s about 56, 22 stone, is a HGV Driver for Royal Mail and has a slight look of mimi from shameless. She was out in Liverpool on the 29th May and I gave her my number. I would really like to see her again but she hasnt called... If you know her can you ask her to email me please?? id had about 30 pints and told her I had to go home as I was a postman and had to be up early sunday for work. She told me I looked like Patrick Swayze, and I think I told her I love my german shepard more than life itself (beer speaking). I told her I work in alewood and my name is Peter (ale speaking again),it was the first thing that came into my mind as id had lots of ale and had to walk home through the woods and it reminded me of that ripper bloke, so I used his name!! Im actually from sutton coalfield. Im 49 but told her im 41

Cheers in advance

Jimmy :dance
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?

Post by ashadd »

dohnut wrote:
Jimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:Hello, im searching for a woman called Tilly, dont know her surname. All I know is that she`s about 56, 22 stone, is a HGV Driver for Royal Mail and has a slight look of mimi from shameless. She was out in Liverpool on the 29th May and I gave her my number. I would really like to see her again but she hasnt called... If you know her can you ask her to email me please?? id had about 30 pints and told her I had to go home as I was a postman and had to be up early sunday for work. She told me I looked like Patrick Swayze, and I think I told her I love my german shepard more than life itself (beer speaking). I told her I work in alewood and my name is Peter (ale speaking again),it was the first thing that came into my mind as id had lots of ale and had to walk home through the woods and it reminded me of that ripper bloke, so I used his name!! Im actually from sutton coalfield. Im 49 but told her im 41

Cheers in advance

Jimmy :dance
bag over the head just wouldn't work :Sick
One over your head aswell , just in case hers falls off.. :Very Happy :Very Happy :Very Happy :Very Happy :Very Happy
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?

Post by plainpat »

Sherpas Rule wrote:
Jimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:
Sherpas Rule wrote:This post is full of win!

Win ?? :hmmmm
Win = I find this thread funny!
I thought Win = Totty :whistle
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?

Post by Lounge Lizard »

Jimmy. If those are your type of woman there must be some hope that your love will not always remain unrequited. :crazy: :nana :crazy: :nana :crazy: