You really were pissed, JCL!
‘She’ didn’t say her name was Tilly, ‘she’ said “Billy”. That she was a he.
Congratulations, judging by the photo, you’ve pulled Billy Hayes in drag!
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searching for tilly can you help me ?
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Straight4ward
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
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DGP1
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?
Something tells me that you're taking the urine JCL 
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DGP1
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?
It's the only way he's allowed back into Greggsstokes11eg wrote:So that's where Billys gone--drag alley!
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Saw this post and:

Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
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DGP1
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?
Windows 3.11Jimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:Sherpas Rule wrote:This post is full of win!
Win ??
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ashadd
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?
KIN EL.......They were real beer goggles you were wearing
You reallllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ought to STAY in more... 
I married my wife for her looks, but not the one she gave me when i said i was going to be a postman.
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?
bag over the head just wouldn't workJimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:Hello, im searching for a woman called Tilly, dont know her surname. All I know is that she`s about 56, 22 stone, is a HGV Driver for Royal Mail and has a slight look of mimi from shameless. She was out in Liverpool on the 29th May and I gave her my number. I would really like to see her again but she hasnt called... If you know her can you ask her to email me please?? id had about 30 pints and told her I had to go home as I was a postman and had to be up early sunday for work. She told me I looked like Patrick Swayze, and I think I told her I love my german shepard more than life itself (beer speaking). I told her I work in alewood and my name is Peter (ale speaking again),it was the first thing that came into my mind as id had lots of ale and had to walk home through the woods and it reminded me of that ripper bloke, so I used his name!! Im actually from sutton coalfield. Im 49 but told her im 41
Cheers in advance
Jimmy
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ashadd
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?
One over your head aswell , just in case hers falls off..dohnut wrote:bag over the head just wouldn't workJimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:Hello, im searching for a woman called Tilly, dont know her surname. All I know is that she`s about 56, 22 stone, is a HGV Driver for Royal Mail and has a slight look of mimi from shameless. She was out in Liverpool on the 29th May and I gave her my number. I would really like to see her again but she hasnt called... If you know her can you ask her to email me please?? id had about 30 pints and told her I had to go home as I was a postman and had to be up early sunday for work. She told me I looked like Patrick Swayze, and I think I told her I love my german shepard more than life itself (beer speaking). I told her I work in alewood and my name is Peter (ale speaking again),it was the first thing that came into my mind as id had lots of ale and had to walk home through the woods and it reminded me of that ripper bloke, so I used his name!! Im actually from sutton coalfield. Im 49 but told her im 41
Cheers in advance
Jimmy
I married my wife for her looks, but not the one she gave me when i said i was going to be a postman.
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?
I thought Win = TottySherpas Rule wrote:Win = I find this thread funny!Jimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:Sherpas Rule wrote:This post is full of win!
Win ??
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Lounge Lizard
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Re: searching for tilly can you help me ?
Jimmy. If those are your type of woman there must be some hope that your love will not always remain unrequited.
