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Delivery Transformation Workshops

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drb
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Delivery Transformation Workshops

Post by drb »

This is the rough document from the CWU/Royal Mail Workshops. It suggests a bit of a "love in" with your DOM at the end!!! Urrgghh!!!! (Some bits to be ammended..hope it's the "love in" bit)!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?z3xjqymo1mn" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Spartacus
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Post by Spartacus »

Thanks for that.
Delivery

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fishtank
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Post by fishtank »

:funneh :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle Postcards. :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :left:
good times, bad times you know I've had my share
chewi
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Post by chewi »

Jimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:complete the "whats happening in my unit" poster :left:

Can I do the colouring please ??? ? ? ? ?? ? :dance
Yes you can. But the only colour you can use is postmans blood colour
chewi
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Post by chewi »

In the words of Ed Rearden "written by 12 year olds"
So positive

So Management

So out of touch with reality

I've just reread what i've typed Oxymoron sorry
Big Daz
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Post by Big Daz »

fishtank wrote::funneh :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle Postcards. :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :left:

Just got to that bit, must admit its made me :chuckle
jockstrapp
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Post by jockstrapp »

And people get paid for making this up........................NEVER READ SO MUCH SHYTE IN MY LIFE :arrrghhh :arrrghhh :arrrghhh
Lincox
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Post by Lincox »

It,s like an American Sales convention. Ring the bell when you have made a sale. The how de do de men.
pickaname
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Post by pickaname »

Just proves why Royal Mail are in such dire straits.

Its being privatised anyway so all of this means diddly squat.
dvbuk55
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Post by dvbuk55 »

fishtank wrote::funneh :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle Postcards. :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :left:
Yes I think I'll be sending a few and I already know what they're going to say :Very Happy

I know some of the wording was too small to read but it did remind me of a field of bulls.
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Post by DGP1 »

dvbuk55 wrote:
fishtank wrote::funneh :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle Postcards. :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :left:
Yes I think I'll be sending a few and I already know what they're going to say :Very Happy

I know some of the wording was too small to read but it did remind me of a field of bulls.
You know you need to stop doing that thing that makes your eyes bad.........................................reading books in poor light :wink:
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
dvbuk55
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Post by dvbuk55 »

DGP1 wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
fishtank wrote::funneh :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle Postcards. :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :left:
Yes I think I'll be sending a few and I already know what they're going to say :Very Happy

I know some of the wording was too small to read but it did remind me of a field of bulls.
You know you need to stop doing that thing that makes your eyes bad.........................................reading books in poor light :wink:
Ah yes, reading! One of those skills I have yet to mastur - bated breath awaits the skill and then perhaps I would get a head :whistle :chuckle
DGP1
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Post by DGP1 »

dvbuk55 wrote:
DGP1 wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
fishtank wrote::funneh :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle Postcards. :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :left:
Yes I think I'll be sending a few and I already know what they're going to say :Very Happy

I know some of the wording was too small to read but it did remind me of a field of bulls.
You know you need to stop doing that thing that makes your eyes bad.........................................reading books in poor light :wink:
Ah yes, reading! One of those skills I have yet to mastur - bated breath awaits the skill and then perhaps I would get a head :whistle :chuckle
You're going to get us sent to that room again :Very Happy :nervous
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
dvbuk55
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Re: Delivery Transformation Workshops

Post by dvbuk55 »

Jimmy Carr`s laugh wrote:complete the "whats happening in my unit" poster :left:

Can I do the colouring please ??? ? ? ? ?? ? :dance
Only with crayons, not sharp coloured pencils :Very Happy
dvbuk55
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Re: Delivery Transformation Workshops

Post by dvbuk55 »

DGP1 wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
DGP1 wrote:
dvbuk55 wrote:
fishtank wrote::funneh :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle Postcards. :chuckle :chuckle :chuckle :left:
Yes I think I'll be sending a few and I already know what they're going to say :Very Happy

I know some of the wording was too small to read but it did remind me of a field of bulls.
You know you need to stop doing that thing that makes your eyes bad.........................................reading books in poor light :wink:
Ah yes, reading! One of those skills I have yet to mastur - bated breath awaits the skill and then perhaps I would get a head :whistle :chuckle
You're going to get us sent to that room again :Very Happy :nervous
Why what have I said? :oops: :chuckle Anyway the naughty room is not that bad really, in fact in recent months it has been pretty crowded :wave