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Does your D.O.M do this this

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DP3
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Does your D.O.M do this this

Post by DP3 »

My D.O.M. god love him has developed his very own style in regard to communication.
Gather round for a huddle says he
can you all hear me says he
the weather today is good says he (with a scattering of showers just in case)
no accidents for x amount of days says he
take care when delivering says he
don't read whilst walking says he
be vigilant for attack says he
your lapsing says he
don't overload pouches says he
do you all understand says he
yes says we
your a plonker says we etc etc etc
calpsy
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Re: Does your D.O.M do this this

Post by calpsy »

Are you drunk says we ?

:crazy:
Danelectro
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Re: Does your D.O.M do this this

Post by Danelectro »

DP3 wrote:My D.O.M. god love him has developed his very own style in regard to communication.
Gather round for a huddle says he
can you all hear me says he
the weather today is good says he (with a scattering of showers just in case)
no accidents for x amount of days says he
take care when delivering says he
don't read whilst walking says he
be vigilant for attack says he
your lapsing says he
don't overload pouches says he
do you all understand says he
yes says we
your a plonker says we etc etc etc
Aye we have been doing the 'huddle' first thing in the morning for donkeys,though like every new idea at Royal Mail it was every day for a week then now and again ever since,probably because i asked will the 'huddle' time be built into total office hours!

Im sure by next year we will all be doing tai chi while reciting the lords prayer backwards dressed in boilersuits with the word OBEY emblazoned on it! amen...
clashcityrocker
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Re: Does your D.O.M do this this

Post by clashcityrocker »

Danelectro wrote: while reciting the lords prayer backwards dressed in boilersuits .
When my brother was a teacher he had this Satanist kid in his class who would frequently leave a copy of the Lord's prayer written out backwards on his desk. (It wasn't you was it danelectro)
As for the boilersuits......
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The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
clashcityrocker
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Post by clashcityrocker »

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I'll be wearing these ones.
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
Danelectro
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Re: Does your D.O.M do this this

Post by Danelectro »

clashcityrocker wrote: When my brother was a teacher he had this Satanist kid in his class who would frequently leave a copy of the Lord's prayer written out backwards on his desk. (It wasn't you was it danelectro)
As for the boilersuits......
:chuckle love the devo pic,as for your brother tell him i was asking for him :evil/mad :Very Happy
krussel
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Post by krussel »

Our DOM goes:

Right the moan for this week is etc, etc, moan, whine, moan, etc, etc, etc. :cuppa
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
TeeferTiger
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Re: Does your D.O.M do this this

Post by TeeferTiger »

clashcityrocker wrote:
Danelectro wrote: while reciting the lords prayer backwards dressed in boilersuits .
When my brother was a teacher he had this Satanist kid in his class who would frequently leave a copy of the Lord's prayer written out backwards on his desk. (It wasn't you was it danelectro)
As for the boilersuits......
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Are these the guys that sang that "whip it" song?

Got it in my head now ffs...
Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
bexhil palace
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Re: Does your D.O.M do this this

Post by bexhil palace »

Aprilaydee wrote:
clashcityrocker wrote:
Danelectro wrote: while reciting the lords prayer backwards dressed in boilersuits .
When my brother was a teacher he had this Satanist kid in his class who would frequently leave a copy of the Lord's prayer written out backwards on his desk. (It wasn't you was it danelectro)
As for the boilersuits......
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Are these the guys that sang that "whip it" song?

Got it in my head now ffs...
Yep whip it good.
dohnut
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Re: Does your D.O.M do this this

Post by dohnut »

TUNE LOL.

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orienteer
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Post by orienteer »

Come on, now, are we not men?
gj1023
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Re: Does your D.O.M do this this

Post by gj1023 »

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I remember them , The flower pot men , but there was only two , Bill and Ben , the rest must have casual parts.
clashcityrocker
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Re: Does your D.O.M do this this

Post by clashcityrocker »

gj1023 wrote:....
I remember them , The flower pot men , but there was only two , Bill and Ben , the rest must have casual parts.
No, Bill and Ben are now running the government.
It is quite difficult to tell Cameron and Clegg apart.
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But what happened to Little Weed?
The societies of consumption and squandering of material resources are incompatible with the idea of economic growth and a clean planet.
gj1023
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Re: Does your D.O.M do this this

Post by gj1023 »

clashcityrocker wrote: But what happened to Little Weed?

Thats easy one CSR , he is sitting on the throne at CWU headquarters