At Last A Government To Put The GREAT Back In BRITAIN

[jockstrapp]

After 13 years of Labour rule in which time they have sold of our gold reserve on the cheap, taken us into two wars, let in any amount of immigrants and totally F#CKED the country we now have a government who can put the GREAT back into BRITAIN. And don't say the tories will f#ck Royal Mail because labour was going to do it anyway.

[BELIAL]

:cfo :lfo

[TrueBlueTerrier]

[mailman71]

After 13 years of Labour rule in which time they have sold of our gold reserve on the cheap, taken us into two wars, let in any amount of immigrants and totally F#CKED the country we now have a government who can put the GREAT back into BRITAIN. And don't say the tories will f#ck Royal Mail because labour was going to do it anyway.

i take it you have never worked under a tory goverment,come back in 2 years if you still have a job and tell us you still think the tories are so good.

[Broxi51]

It's just one disaster unto another

[Stormproof]

[BELIAL]

Nah ,sidestep the bloodsuckers,grow your own food, grow your own fuel, tax and cut all you like but it won't touch me

[proper postie]

This is a fishing trip right?

William Hague as foreign secretary for f**k sake.God help us.

[pokos27]

labour should have stopped dsa, but didnt.
royal mail they fate is in Brussels.
new staff members wont get full time contracts, pensions.

[realmichael]

the op must,must be ironic. if not i fear for his sanity

[Acca Dacca]

Camerons just in the door and already hes made a scotsman unemployed and homeless!

[mdm]

oh dear class prejudice rears its ugly head, tell me its 2010 isn't it? same old socialists living in the past wishing it was a one party state! we live in a democracy, deal with it. cameron can't do a worse job than those bunch of numpties.

[smelly_cat_lady]

I agree with mailman. You are obviously of the generation that doesn't remember the Thatcher years. Labour worked hard to put right the wilderness that was Britain after Thatch was ousted to no avail. Give it 6 months, there will either be a split in the Con/Lib pact or we'll all be on the dole or wearing nice new orange TNT uniforms. Oh and BTW, in case you missed it, George Osbourne promised an instant public sector pay freeze on all workers earning over £18k a year. Thats most of your colleagues you numpty. Please don't say politics don't matter...they're all liars..etc because people died for democracy. You wait, it'll all come home to roost.

[Spartacus]

Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg has said that he is ‘honoured’ by his new appointment as personal fag to David Cameron.

Under the arrangement, Mr Clegg will perform household chores for the Prime Minister including pressing his trousers, brushing his jacket and polishing his shoes. In return, Mr Cameron will protect Clegg from being bullied by other members of Cabinet.

‘Of course Clegg is not a full boarder,’ said Cameron, ‘he’s a day boy. But rest assured, we will treat him with the respect that he deserves.’

‘This is a unique opportunity,’ said Clegg, ‘For some people, running around and opening doors for your fagmaster might seem demeaning. But for me, this is a price that I have to pay. That, and my lunch money.’

David Cameron denied allegations that some Liberal Democrats were already being bullied after Danny Alexander was found with his head down the lavatory and Chris Huhne had to visit matron after being given a wedgie. ‘This is all part of the rough and tumble of government,’ said Cameron, ‘I am sure that the new boys will soon get used to this horseplay and find their rightful place in the pecking order, at the bottom.’

Meanwhile, it is understood that Vince Cable will be expected to wear a pinny and serve tea to Chancellor, George Osborne. ‘This isn’t exactly what I had signed up for,’ said Mr Cable, ‘and it may take a little while getting used to my new ministerial title as ‘Scullion’.’

When asked whether he had sold out to the Prime Minister, Clegg replied, ‘I have made his bed, and I will lie in it.’

[savo]

Nu-Liebour window lickers SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING