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Say it with pots
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holmsey
- Posts: 24
- Joined: 22 Mar 2010, 15:27
- Gender: Male
Say it with pots
you always know when you are no longer allowed to use the path under the window to get to the next house,either a group or one gigantic pot plant appears strategically placed one morning so you can't get past.I lost two cuts last week and one already this and its only monday the tight gits!! 
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Stormproof
- Posts: 6116
- Joined: 07 Jul 2007, 21:03
- Gender: Female
Re: Say it with pots
I've noticed that aswell. It'll soon be time to knock ourselves out on poxy hanging baskets

So keep on moving, moving, moving your feet
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
Keep on shuf-shuf-shuffling to this ghost dance beat
Just keep on walking down never ending streets
Illegitimi non carborundum
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Lounge Lizard
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 9458
- Joined: 06 Aug 2007, 21:54
Re: Say it with pots
Sprinkle a few cannabis seeds in any pot that's put in your way.

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Caniel
- Posts: 623
- Joined: 03 Jul 2009, 18:25
- Gender: Female
- Location: The Batcave
Re: Say it with pots
One woman put up a pointless little trellis to stop me stepping over the 1/4 foot wall between her front garden and her neighbour, I know she did it deliberately because she moaned at me for stepping over the wall saying I was stepping on it and ruining her wall
stupid cow. I make a point of leaving her gate open now 
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itllnottouchyou
- Posts: 164
- Joined: 26 Jun 2009, 18:21
- Gender: Male
Re: Say it with pots
i stepped in between the pots the next day there was a massive park bench instead must of cost a fortune all they had to do was ask me not to cut across NO WISE!!!!! 
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DGP1
- Posts: 15551
- Joined: 07 Jun 2007, 20:39
- Gender: Male
- Location: Terminus
Re: Say it with pots
And make sure any mail coming to her that isin't properly addressed is endorsedCaniel wrote:One woman put up a pointless little trellis to stop me stepping over the 1/4 foot wall between her front garden and her neighbour, I know she did it deliberately because she moaned at me for stepping over the wall saying I was stepping on it and ruining her wallstupid cow. I make a point of leaving her gate open now
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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viking
- Posts: 245
- Joined: 13 Sep 2009, 21:22
- Gender: Female
Re: Say it with pots
one of the posties at our office was told off by a snobby customer for walking on her new paving slabs!! He asked her if the reason was perhaps "that they werent very good quality ones"!

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wiganpostie
- Posts: 670
- Joined: 09 Mar 2010, 20:16
- Gender: Male
Re: Say it with pots
One of my customers put several two foot high bamboo sticks in the two foot wide stretch of garden that I used as a shortcut to get to her letterbox. I stopped using the shortcut, but it obviously hasn't discouraged the floater, as the other day I noticed that the bamboo sticks had been tied together
to make them more difficult to step over. I'm expecting her to sharpen them next, and then possibly add some shrunken heads on top.
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krussel
- Posts: 5300
- Joined: 26 Jan 2009, 18:03
- Gender: Male
- Location: Out on the streets.
Re: Say it with pots
Years ago i used to have a cracking short cut through a loose hedge (i was younger then) then one day a sign appeared placed halfway through it simply said "NO"
It made me laugh i had to stop cutting through after that
It made me laugh i had to stop cutting through after that
Rows of houses all bearing down on me........I can feel their blue hands touching me.......All these things in all positions.........All these things will one day take control..........
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Lounge Lizard
- EX ROYAL MAIL
- Posts: 9458
- Joined: 06 Aug 2007, 21:54
Re: Say it with pots
Yes, I've got one who asks me not to walk along a paved path to the next house, because his wife 'is of a nervous dispositioh', and one who doesn't permit my van on his drive 'because it might disturb the gravel'viking wrote:one of the posties at our office was told off by a snobby customer for walking on her new paving slabs!! He asked her if the reason was perhaps "that they werent very good quality ones"!![]()
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bogstandard
- Posts: 1074
- Joined: 08 Nov 2007, 06:16
Re: Say it with pots
clearly, from your post, some don't get the message even thenholmsey wrote:you always know when you are no longer allowed to use the path under the window to get to the next house,either a group or one gigantic pot plant appears strategically placed one morning so you can't get past.I lost two cuts last week and one already this and its only monday the tight gits!!
Confused... You won't be, after the next episode of. SOAP