c.r.a.p.

DP3 · Post by **DP3** » 05 May 2010, 21:28

had a brief this week in regard Walk risk assessment platform. WRAP. folowed by the new Zero accident programme. ZAP.
I appreciate the need for health & safety and preventitive measures but do we have to use acronyms for everything royal mail introduces and D.O.M.s
love talking about, only without explaining what the letters stand for.
after session most d/os in the office were not really clued into what he was on about so just nodded at the end.
some suggested that they should join in with royal mail speak and came up with C.R.A.P.
Confusion. recruits. apoplectic. posties.
any other offerings from the great unwashed?

alloria · Post by **alloria** » 05 May 2010, 21:41

How about Super High Intensity Training to bring you up to speed? The managers will love giving you S.H.I.T

DP3 · Post by **DP3** » 05 May 2010, 21:57

Are you on the training list for management?
you would be perfect. The ability you show is remarkable.
promotion beckons I think.

feduppostie · Post by **feduppostie** » 05 May 2010, 22:46

how about the

Time Without Absence Team

struggle on through at work with the flu/sickness/the latest bug whilst giving it to most of your office

and go a year without having any sick and you are officially a TWAT

and will reap the rewards

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 06 May 2010, 04:53

Pro Rata Inclusion Confirms Kleptomania (by RM).
Communicate Unreal National Traffic .
Traditionally Insensitive Training System.
Knowledge Never Overrides Bullies Shouting - (or change N to Normally)
Training In Management Infers Defeat

Post by **stokes11eg** » 06 May 2010, 09:00

HOI--you'll need to give yourself a warning for that, T.B--especially for the top two, you must have had something else on your mind when you woke up this morning! Come back D.G.P and D.V. At least their innuendos are not as obscure as yours.!!

dados · Post by **dados** » 06 May 2010, 12:12

RM bicycle nmonic

We
Allow
Numerous
Knackered
Equipment
Refuting
Safety

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 06 May 2010, 12:30

stokes11eg wrote:HOI--you'll need to give yourself a warning for that, T.B--especially for the top two, you must have had something else on your mind when you woke up this morning! Come back D.G.P and D.V. At least their innuendos are not as obscure as yours.!!

Oh cheers I have just spent all this morning warning myself and then arguing the decision via PM.

wiganpostie · Post by **wiganpostie** » 06 May 2010, 18:24

Collections Lost In The OPG's Rear In Situ, or CLITORIS for short.

k979aaa · Post by **k979aaa** » 06 May 2010, 20:07

Training
Work
Assessment
Trial

dados · Post by **dados** » 06 May 2010, 21:26

upper echelon management
Behind
Unilateral
Localised
Largess
Intimidating
Excessively
Sacking

nottadrone · Post by **nottadrone** » 07 May 2010, 14:36

How's about:

DOMs always
Ingesting
Coffee, who
Keep
Lying and
Enjoy
Sacking dedicated
Staff

or

CEO & Managers
*nited in
Nightly
Trough
Swilling

ROYALMAILCHAT

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