NO LAPSING IN THE FISH FACTORY

delighted · Post by **delighted** » 29 Apr 2010, 15:22

Ive just finished my shift at the Royal Mail concentration camp and called in at the fish factory.they dont do lapsing.

Post by **Wessex** » 29 Apr 2010, 17:18

You still have to know your plaice though

Post by **savo** » 29 Apr 2010, 17:20

If the codfather says you lapse, then you lapse

LJR · Post by **LJR** » 29 Apr 2010, 17:24

They do lapse in the fish factory if the Kingfish says so!

Pat Ostman · Post by **Pat Ostman** » 29 Apr 2010, 17:38

You'll still have to work on your leg mussels

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 29 Apr 2010, 17:41

Are we a Green site I am sure this is a recycled thread

Post by **POSTMAN** » 29 Apr 2010, 18:08

Oh ffs,they're not carp-ing on about it in a new thread are they.

andy2007 · Post by **andy2007** » 29 Apr 2010, 18:41

I thought something seemed fishy about it.

fishtank · Post by **fishtank** » 29 Apr 2010, 19:04

Two fish in a tank. One says to the other: “How do you drive this thing?”

Post by **dvbuk55** » 29 Apr 2010, 19:06

You'll all be singing a different tuna once this agreement sets in

albops · Post by **albops** » 29 Apr 2010, 19:33

All this depression is sole destroying.....

Post by **POSTMAN** » 29 Apr 2010, 19:35

Slight break from the fish bollox,i'm lurving the avatars on RMC.

Sorry storm,fed,essex mum,headscrewed,pinky...........

sanyo · Post by **sanyo** » 29 Apr 2010, 20:11

New super bait called "golden carrot", guaranteed 2 out 3 catches.

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » 01 May 2010, 16:50

What do you call a fish with no eye?
FSH

vigilante · Post by **vigilante** » 06 May 2010, 17:24

Im all fished out!!
Like our bloody seas---

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