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Number 2's and 3's
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creedscat
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Number 2's and 3's
Seriously folks this issue needs to be addressed. My walk is only residential,no shops,cafes,centres or anything else where i can relieve myself. So if im out walking the streets for 5 or so hours a day where can i go for a dump?? I piss quite regulary, abit like a horse what with this creatine im taking. The other day i was out for quite a while due to all the council shite i had to deliver therefore had to let loose up against someones house,(you gotta go you gotta go eh), and the neighbour nearly caught me with my little fella hanging out
. So having a number 3 is dodgy as it is, so what if ive had a pukka chinese or madras the night before, what do i do for a number 2 then eh?? squat in some poor fookers garden then blame it on the neighbours dog?? Seriously this issue needs to be addresed, also are these CDV's gonna be fitted with toilets?? If not it must mean we have to travel back to the DO for a shite which will waste upto 30 mins in my case as my walk is quite a distance away from the office, oh and thats if the fooker is still open cause the gaffers like to sneak off home early every day.
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belle smith
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Re: Number 2's and 3's
You'll be in a CDV's, Toilet breaks are suposed to be built in, unlike present, i assume that there will be somewere you can drive to closer than your DO. 
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proper postie
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Re: Number 2's and 3's
What the f**k is a number 3?
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noggin1969
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creedscat
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Re: Number 2's and 3's
Begins with W.proper postie wrote:What the f**k is a number 3?
As for some place closer to go than the office, i spose its alright if your banging a bird on delivery but i aint, infact i fookin would'nt if you saw the state of em on my walk,proper munters,kidded up to the eye balls aswell.
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DirtyHarry
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Re: Number 2's and 3's
Don't worry, a knobhead, not sure which one, could be Tolhurst, might be Higson, maybe Crozier herself, have designed a bucket and bottle for postal workers to use when on mammoth deliveries.creedscat wrote:Seriously folks this issue needs to be addressed. My walk is only residential,no shops,cafes,centres or anything else where i can relieve myself. So if im out walking the streets for 5 or so hours a day where can i go for a dump?? I piss quite regulary, abit like a horse what with this creatine im taking. The other day i was out for quite a while due to all the council shite i had to deliver therefore had to let loose up against someones house,(you gotta go you gotta go eh), and the neighbour nearly caught me with my little fella hanging out. So having a number 3 is dodgy as it is, so what if ive had a pukka chinese or madras the night before, what do i do for a number 2 then eh?? squat in some poor fookers garden then blame it on the neighbours dog?? Seriously this issue needs to be addresed, also are these CDV's gonna be fitted with toilets?? If not it must mean we have to travel back to the DO for a shite which will waste upto 30 mins in my case as my walk is quite a distance away from the office, oh and thats if the fooker is still open cause the gaffers like to sneak off home early every day.
Just when you thought they, errr, couldn't give a shyte, eh?
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POSTMAN
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Re: Number 2's and 3's
Plenty of number 3ers on here then 
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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headscrewedon
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Re: Number 2's and 3's
WHOAAA !!!
If 3 = pee
& 2 = poo
WHAT THE HECK IS A NUMBER 1 ???
Must be what cockneys refer to as a "J Arthur", is my guess
If 3 = pee
& 2 = poo
WHAT THE HECK IS A NUMBER 1 ???
Must be what cockneys refer to as a "J Arthur", is my guess
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DirtyHarry
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Re: Number 2's and 3's
w*****s? Errrr, no, hang on, that's a Crozier/Tolhurst/Higson on a toilet chain, 'aint it?creedscat wrote:Begins with W.proper postie wrote:What the f**k is a number 3?
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dvbuk55
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Re: Number 2's and 3's
Well you'll not be needing one of those hsoheadscrewedon wrote:WHOAAA !!!
If 3 = pee![]()
& 2 = poo![]()
WHAT THE HECK IS A NUMBER 1 ???![]()
Must be what cockneys refer to as a "J Arthur", is my guess
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creedscat
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Re: Number 2's and 3's
It begs the question what ACAS thought of this new idea of RM's or maybe just maybe RM or CWU for that matter never actually explained in full detail to them about our new delivery span and how us posties must suffer/hold out from going the toliet. "What will delivery staff do for toilet facilities as they are out on delivery for 5 or so hours"DirtyHarry wrote:Don't worry, a knobhead, not sure which one, could be Tolhurst, might be Higson, maybe Crozier herself, have designed a bucket and bottle for postal workers to use when on mammoth deliveries.creedscat wrote:Seriously folks this issue needs to be addressed. My walk is only residential,no shops,cafes,centres or anything else where i can relieve myself. So if im out walking the streets for 5 or so hours a day where can i go for a dump?? I piss quite regulary, abit like a horse what with this creatine im taking. The other day i was out for quite a while due to all the council shite i had to deliver therefore had to let loose up against someones house,(you gotta go you gotta go eh), and the neighbour nearly caught me with my little fella hanging out. So having a number 3 is dodgy as it is, so what if ive had a pukka chinese or madras the night before, what do i do for a number 2 then eh?? squat in some poor fookers garden then blame it on the neighbours dog?? Seriously this issue needs to be addresed, also are these CDV's gonna be fitted with toilets?? If not it must mean we have to travel back to the DO for a shite which will waste upto 30 mins in my case as my walk is quite a distance away from the office, oh and thats if the fooker is still open cause the gaffers like to sneak off home early every day.
Just when you thought they, errr, couldn't give a shyte, eh?
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headscrewedon
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Re: Number 2's and 3's
dvbuk, I am so shocked by your comment, I think I need a stiff onedvbuk55 wrote:
Well you'll not be needing one of those hso
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creedscat
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Re: Number 2's and 3's
headscrewedon wrote:WHOAAA !!!
If 3 = pee![]()
& 2 = poo![]()
WHAT THE HECK IS A NUMBER 1 ???![]()
Must be what cockneys refer to as a "J Arthur", is my guess
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headscrewedon
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Re: Number 2's and 3's
Doggy internet sites, more likecreedscat wrote:headscrewedon wrote:WHOAAA !!!
If 3 = pee![]()
& 2 = poo![]()
WHAT THE HECK IS A NUMBER 1 ???![]()
Must be what cockneys refer to as a "J Arthur", is my guess
this is why you have your head screwed on lol. Shame on the posters who thought it was something else, you's spend too much time on dodgy internet sites
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DirtyHarry
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Re: Number 2's and 3's
No, I don't think we can absolve ACAS of their proportion of blame. I trust ACAS as much as I trust RM/CWU.creedscat wrote:
It begs the question what ACAS thought of this new idea of RM's or maybe just maybe RM or CWU for that matter never actually explained in full detail to them about our new delivery span and how us posties must suffer/hold out from going the toliet. "What will delivery staff do for toilet facilities as they are out on delivery for 5 or so hours"