Number 2's and 3's

creedscat · Post by **creedscat** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:06

Seriously folks this issue needs to be addressed. My walk is only residential,no shops,cafes,centres or anything else where i can relieve myself. So if im out walking the streets for 5 or so hours a day where can i go for a dump?? I piss quite regulary, abit like a horse what with this creatine im taking. The other day i was out for quite a while due to all the council shite i had to deliver therefore had to let loose up against someones house,(you gotta go you gotta go eh), and the neighbour nearly caught me with my little fella hanging out

. So having a number 3 is dodgy as it is, so what if ive had a pukka chinese or madras the night before, what do i do for a number 2 then eh?? squat in some poor fookers garden then blame it on the neighbours dog?? Seriously this issue needs to be addresed, also are these CDV's gonna be fitted with toilets?? If not it must mean we have to travel back to the DO for a shite which will waste upto 30 mins in my case as my walk is quite a distance away from the office, oh and thats if the fooker is still open cause the gaffers like to sneak off home early every day.

belle smith · Post by **belle smith** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:15

You'll be in a CDV's, Toilet breaks are suposed to be built in, unlike present, i assume that there will be somewere you can drive to closer than your DO.

proper postie · Post by **proper postie** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:16

What the f**k is a number 3?

noggin1969 · Post by **noggin1969** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:20

creedscat · Post by **creedscat** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:21

proper postie wrote:What the f**k is a number 3?

Begins with W.

As for some place closer to go than the office, i spose its alright if your banging a bird on delivery but i aint, infact i fookin would'nt if you saw the state of em on my walk,proper munters,kidded up to the eye balls aswell.

DirtyHarry · Post by **DirtyHarry** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:23

creedscat wrote:Seriously folks this issue needs to be addressed. My walk is only residential,no shops,cafes,centres or anything else where i can relieve myself. So if im out walking the streets for 5 or so hours a day where can i go for a dump?? I piss quite regulary, abit like a horse what with this creatine im taking. The other day i was out for quite a while due to all the council shite i had to deliver therefore had to let loose up against someones house,(you gotta go you gotta go eh), and the neighbour nearly caught me with my little fella hanging out . So having a number 3 is dodgy as it is, so what if ive had a pukka chinese or madras the night before, what do i do for a number 2 then eh?? squat in some poor fookers garden then blame it on the neighbours dog?? Seriously this issue needs to be addresed, also are these CDV's gonna be fitted with toilets?? If not it must mean we have to travel back to the DO for a shite which will waste upto 30 mins in my case as my walk is quite a distance away from the office, oh and thats if the fooker is still open cause the gaffers like to sneak off home early every day.

Don't worry, a knobhead, not sure which one, could be Tolhurst, might be Higson, maybe Crozier herself, have designed a bucket and bottle for postal workers to use when on mammoth deliveries.
Just when you thought they, errr, couldn't give a shyte, eh?

Post by **POSTMAN** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:24

Plenty of number 3ers on here then

headscrewedon · Post by **headscrewedon** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:25

WHOAAA !!!

If 3 = pee

& 2 = poo

WHAT THE HECK IS A NUMBER 1 ???

Must be what cockneys refer to as a "J Arthur", is my guess

DirtyHarry · Post by **DirtyHarry** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:26

creedscat wrote:
proper postie wrote:What the f**k is a number 3?
Begins with W.

w*****s? Errrr, no, hang on, that's a Crozier/Tolhurst/Higson on a toilet chain, 'aint it?

Post by **dvbuk55** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:27

headscrewedon wrote:WHOAAA !!!

If 3 = pee
& 2 = poo

WHAT THE HECK IS A NUMBER 1 ???

Must be what cockneys refer to as a "J Arthur", is my guess

Well you'll not be needing one of those hso

creedscat · Post by **creedscat** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:30

DirtyHarry wrote:
creedscat wrote:Seriously folks this issue needs to be addressed. My walk is only residential,no shops,cafes,centres or anything else where i can relieve myself. So if im out walking the streets for 5 or so hours a day where can i go for a dump?? I piss quite regulary, abit like a horse what with this creatine im taking. The other day i was out for quite a while due to all the council shite i had to deliver therefore had to let loose up against someones house,(you gotta go you gotta go eh), and the neighbour nearly caught me with my little fella hanging out . So having a number 3 is dodgy as it is, so what if ive had a pukka chinese or madras the night before, what do i do for a number 2 then eh?? squat in some poor fookers garden then blame it on the neighbours dog?? Seriously this issue needs to be addresed, also are these CDV's gonna be fitted with toilets?? If not it must mean we have to travel back to the DO for a shite which will waste upto 30 mins in my case as my walk is quite a distance away from the office, oh and thats if the fooker is still open cause the gaffers like to sneak off home early every day.
Don't worry, a knobhead, not sure which one, could be Tolhurst, might be Higson, maybe Crozier herself, have designed a bucket and bottle for postal workers to use when on mammoth deliveries.
Just when you thought they, errr, couldn't give a shyte, eh?

It begs the question what ACAS thought of this new idea of RM's or maybe just maybe RM or CWU for that matter never actually explained in full detail to them about our new delivery span and how us posties must suffer/hold out from going the toliet. "What will delivery staff do for toilet facilities as they are out on delivery for 5 or so hours"

headscrewedon · Post by **headscrewedon** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:30

dvbuk55 wrote:
Well you'll not be needing one of those hso

dvbuk, I am so shocked by your comment, I think I need a stiff one

creedscat · Post by **creedscat** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:33

headscrewedon wrote:WHOAAA !!!

If 3 = pee
& 2 = poo

WHAT THE HECK IS A NUMBER 1 ???

Must be what cockneys refer to as a "J Arthur", is my guess

this is why you have your head screwed on lol. Shame on the posters who thought it was something else, you's spend too much time on dodgy internet sites

headscrewedon · Post by **headscrewedon** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:41

creedscat wrote:
headscrewedon wrote:WHOAAA !!!

If 3 = pee
& 2 = poo

WHAT THE HECK IS A NUMBER 1 ???

Must be what cockneys refer to as a "J Arthur", is my guess

this is why you have your head screwed on lol. Shame on the posters who thought it was something else, you's spend too much time on dodgy internet sites

Doggy internet sites, more like

DirtyHarry · Post by **DirtyHarry** » 01 Apr 2010, 20:43

creedscat wrote:
It begs the question what ACAS thought of this new idea of RM's or maybe just maybe RM or CWU for that matter never actually explained in full detail to them about our new delivery span and how us posties must suffer/hold out from going the toliet. "What will delivery staff do for toilet facilities as they are out on delivery for 5 or so hours"

No, I don't think we can absolve ACAS of their proportion of blame. I trust ACAS as much as I trust RM/CWU.

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