Caring, sharing Boss...

[Thunderthighs]

Had a major problem with the van, but being a bit of a Superpostie, I carried on, did some running repairs and delivered 99.9% of my stuff.
Plus delivered all the other crap that WASN'T my stuff.

Got back and the on telling the PHG, reply was, "Did you finish the Specials/Tracked/Round?"
Then, Manager on the phone, Question.."Did he finish the Specials/Tracked/Round?" ( Sounds like an echo in here !)

No, "Are you ok, did you get injured, how are you gonna get all that oil off your hands, how did you manage so WONDERFULLY???" Lol!

It's so nice to have a caring, sharing Boss. Gives you a nice warm glow inside...

[AnotherLimey]

Had a van with a brake light out, told the line manager i could not drive it as it was agaist the law, he asked me to take it out and use the gears to brake

[Stormproof]

Had a van with a brake light out, told the line manager i could not drive it as it was agaist the law, he asked me to take it out and use the gears to brake

[Thunderthighs]

You fool, you cudda used his head to brake, by hanging out of the rear like an anchor, or is that w****r? And then smelt the waft of burning rubber.
One thing I don't understand...our post pags are only big enuff for a torso, not the whole Dom's body.
Anyone know why???

[smokerjim]

You fool, you cudda used his head to brake, by hanging out of the rear like an anchor, or is that w****r? And then smelt the waft of burning rubber.
One thing I don't understand...our post pags are only big enuff for a torso, not the whole Dom's body.
Anyone know why???

11kgs weight limit!

[Thunderthighs]

Oh yeah... I forgot as I'm too knackered from work!

[not me]

Had a major problem with the van, but being a bit of a Superpostie, I carried on, did some running repairs and delivered 99.9% of my stuff.
Plus delivered all the other crap that WASN'T my stuff.

Got back and the on telling the PHG, reply was, "Did you finish the Specials/Tracked/Round?"
Then, Manager on the phone, Question.."Did he finish the Specials/Tracked/Round?" ( Sounds like an echo in here !)

No, "Are you ok, did you get injured, how are you gonna get all that oil off your hands, how did you manage so WONDERFULLY???" Lol!

It's so nice to have a caring, sharing Boss. Gives you a nice warm glow inside...

and what did we learn?

[Thunderthighs]

We learned...that...they DON'T give a damn? Am I right, or am I right?!

I'm right, aren't I? ( Damn I'm good. Even better at Multiple Choice question...)

[opgpat]

No, "Are you ok, did you get injured, how are you gonna get all that oil off your hands, how did you manage so WONDERFULLY???" Lol!

It's so nice to have a caring, sharing Boss. Gives you a nice warm glow inside...

More fool you for using your talents and initiative to complete your duty, don't do it again.

[smokerjim]

We learned...that...they DON'T give a damn? Am I right, or am I right?!

I'm right, aren't I? ( Damn I'm good. Even better at Multiple Choice question...)

Close....but no cigar, my friend. They actually DO give a damn, up to, but sadly not beyond the point that they are free and clear of any blame that might landing in their direction - put simply, if they can get disciplined, they care, if they can wash their hands, find someone that gives a sh*t

[Thunderthighs]

UPDATE; Got asked this morning, "If the drivers door isn't working, can you deliver...using just the passenger door?"
Was then asked it again a bit later on...
Two witnesses first time, one the second time.

I thought I was hearing things the first time.

"Smacked" and "Gob" seem to make a familiar, well known saying.

[harmony]

UPDATE; Got asked this morning, "If the drivers door isn't working, can you deliver...using just the passenger door?"
Was then asked it again a bit later on...
Two witnesses first time, one the second time.

I thought I was hearing things the first time.

"Smacked" and "Gob" seem to make a familiar, well known saying.

Ffs. can't you just do your round in a dukes of hazard stylie
shurely the driver side window works fine!!!!

[Thunderthighs]

Look, if you saw me in my Daisy Duke hot-pants, high heels, push up bra and 6 o'clock shadow, you'd know I'd NEVER get thro the open window!

[WHITEANT]

Besides your to fat u wouldnt get threw window lol

[Thunderthighs]

Too fat? TOO FAT??!! I resemble that remark!