Joke!!!

[cybergrinder]

A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a managers job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes - caffeine."

"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."

Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me
to hire you right now.

Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. To 4:00 P.M.
You can start tomorrow at 10:00AM - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M.,
why don't you want me to here until 10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just
stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."

[AnotherLimey]

[youwot!!!!!]