What should be in the agreement

[MinisterofCucumber]

The Government should take over the pension liability.

There should be a commitment to abide by the European Convention on Human Rights.

Staff number reductions should be achieved by offering the most generous EVR terms possible.

Independent, scientific psychometric testing should be used to assess candidates for promotion to combat cronyism.

Existing managers should be tested for ignorance and those found unacceptably ignorant should be retired.

No major operational changes should be negotiated until a new Chief Executive is appointed and reveals his/her strategy.

Managers who break existing policies should be suspended and investigated by the Fraud Squad, if the case is serious enough.

Any other ideas?

[Roy Mayall]

Attendance procedure should be scrapped. D2D should be made voluntary (in which case i wouldn't touch any of it). The Royal Mail should be returned to full public ownership and Downstream Access abandoned as a failed experiment. Managers should have first hand experience of delivery. Crozier should be sued for all the money he fraudulently took from the public purse. Oh well, I can dream can't I? (sigh)

[joeboy]

I had a bad fall in december whilst on duty, resulting in hospital treatment and a visit to a physiotherapist on 4 or 5 occasions, paid for by royal mail, guess what???, I received a first stage warning, and we have to work with these managers...... not a chance, and me a union rep, connections here!!!!

[Judgee]

I'd like to see a complete dismissal of all the executives in the agreement. With no severence pay for those money grabbin tosspots. Thier wages should then be distributed equally amongst the workforce to make up for a lack of a payrise last year. After all, we have earned the money... the excutives have not!

[Stormproof]

I had a bad fall in december whilst on duty, resulting in hospital treatment and a visit to a physiotherapist on 4 or 5 occasions, paid for by royal mail, guess what???, I received a first stage warning, and we have to work with these managers...... not a chance, and me a union rep, connections here!!!!

RM paid for your physio I had to limp to the Drs every few weeks for 6 months before I got physio for an AOD

[Big Daz]

Attendance procedure should be scrapped. D2D should be made voluntary (in which case i wouldn't touch any of it). The Royal Mail should be returned to full public ownership and Downstream Access abandoned as a failed experiment. Managers should have first hand experience of delivery. Crozier should be sued for all the money he fraudulently took from the public purse. Oh well, I can dream can't I? (sigh)

Roy can you define full public ownership?

Every single share is still owned by the government at this moment in time.

[joeboy]

ah yes, but did you get a first stage warning like me, and all because, they said I should have used the handrail.... you could'nt make it up!!!1

[Stormproof]

ah yes, but did you get a first stage warning like me, and all because, they said I should have used the handrail.... you could'nt make it up!!!1

No did'nt get a Stage 1 got a Stage 3

[DGP1]

ah yes, but did you get a first stage warning like me, and all because, they said I should have used the handrail.... you could'nt make it up!!!1

No did'nt get a Stage 1 got a Stage 3

That's not quite accurate, what you should have said is 'I got yet ANOTHER Stage 3'

[Stormproof]

ah yes, but did you get a first stage warning like me, and all because, they said I should have used the handrail.... you could'nt make it up!!!1

No did'nt get a Stage 1 got a Stage 3

That's not quite accurate, what you should have said is 'I got yet ANOTHER Stage 3'