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I think that insert num 31 could be a god send to a couple of our members. :chuckle
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POSTMAN wrote:I think that insert num 31 could be a god send to a couple of our members. :chuckle
?
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Oh for gods sake don't make me look at the thing ,just tell us ,you would be doing a good and kind thing :pray
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Non Hormonal help section for women

Im sure the fairer sex all over the uk will be so pleased their employer has drawn this type of help to their attention :hmmmm
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You are a saint
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Its about sexual health for men and sexual desire for Women

The womans problems are split into hormonal and non hormonal

The non hormonal help and I QUOTE "includes books, DVD's sex toys, lubricants and therapy."

So that is RM suggestion for its female staff.

For us gents its, if you cant get it up go see the Doc as it might be a sign of heart disease or diabetes.
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What about if it won't go down? :shock:
Git, i'm gonna have to read it now :evil/mad
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Sorry don't read management propaganda. Sorry I meant The Courier. As for sexual health...ha! RM managers are so sh*t they couldn't catch herpes in a brothel. As for the idea of management procreating and reproducing.....ugh! Enough to put you off your Ready Brek :crazy:
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never mind that isert what about the toss*r who gets 5p for each of his 3x d2d each week (bullsh*t) and suggests we take 6 in an envelope for 6p an item....a big fu*k off to that idea
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BELIAL wrote:What about if it won't go down? :shock:
Git, i'm gonna have to read it now :evil/mad
Stop calling her IT and buy her some chocolates :wink:
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Word of advice the courier can seriously damage your health be careful where you insert it be it 31 or 32 or up your DOM's ass!.
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Big Daz wrote:Its about sexual health for men and sexual desire for Women

The womans problems are split into hormonal and non hormonal

The non hormonal help and I QUOTE "includes books, DVD's sex toys, lubricants and therapy."

So that is RM suggestion for its female staff.

For us gents its, if you cant get it up go see the Doc as it might be a sign of heart disease or diabetes.
They forgot chronic tiredness from overwork, depression from low wages, rage from OPG - management work/pay ratio inequality, hypervigilance from unfair threats of sickness & conduct dismissals......it's almost like post traumatic stress disorder ( maybe Post Office stress disorder :hmmmm )
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DGP1 wrote:
BELIAL wrote:What about if it won't go down? :shock:
Git, i'm gonna have to read it now :evil/mad
Stop calling her IT and buy her some chocolates :wink:
I did at xmas,and she ate so many coffee truffles she said she couldn't face another thing :sad: Back to the drawing board :hmmmm
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showed it my missus, she now thinks the reason i cant get it up is stress caused by work..nothing to do with her being fat n ugly at all
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dblad wrote:showed it my missus, she now thinks the reason i cant get it up is stress caused by work..nothing to do with her being fat n ugly at all
If she reads this post you'll never get it again...................now only you can decide whether that's a good thing or a bad thing :wink:
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