Management Suggestion, unbelievable...

[mailmonkey]

This takes the biscuit...

Management have been forcing through Geo Route revisions in our office...

The Union Rep and deputy have informed management that we don't have enough toilet stops (or safe bag drops) on our duties as it stands....

Manager (I'm not sure his real position, he just came in to deal with Pegasus) told Union rep that there are pills you can get to stop you needing to urinate....

I wasn't sure if rep was exaggerating, but Deputy told me yetserday that the same thing had been suggested to him...

What next??? Steroids and amphetamines should help us get round these new walks quicker????

MM

[Cut Off King]

This will soon be part of the standard outdoor uniform

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[G O Root]

This takes the biscuit...

Management have been forcing through Geo Route revisions in our office...

The Union Rep and deputy have informed management that we don't have enough toilet stops (or safe bag drops) on our duties as it stands....

Manager (I'm not sure his real position, he just came in to deal with Pegasus) told Union rep that there are pills you can get to stop you needing to urinate....

I wasn't sure if rep was exaggerating, but Deputy told me yetserday that the same thing had been suggested to him...

What next??? Steroids and amphetamines should help us get round these new walks quicker????

MM

Jesus, i thought i was unshockable when it came to management claptrap. Seems i was wrong. Does anyone know a journalist who'd be interested in this, or indeed a lawyer , as it must be illegal. I can see the headline now " Royal Mail to introduce pills to alter their staffs bodily functions". FFS Crozier is turning into Dr Frankenstein.

[Cut Off King]

More solutions......

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OR

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[Funked!]

What about a bag with the RM logo on it, which can then be placed on the managers desk once back at office.

[Lincox]

Do we have to go in for a daily dope test to make sure that we have taken the pills, or else we get banned from working for the rest of our lives.

[Lincox]

Hi cut off king. I like the male version, have you got anything for the ladies amongst us.

[viking]

I will start taking the tablets when :cfo crozier takes the equivalent tablet for stopping sh... flowing from his mouth

[Thunderthighs]

I don't know what everyones moaning about...surely the smaller part of the pouches will take a catheter, if that's how you spell it !!!
Well, at least for one Management weren't taking the pee but trying to stop it! LOL...

[Stormproof]

there are pills you can get to stop you needing to urinate....

It would be great to see a memo to DOMs on this subject and if one does exist I hope the media get hold of it.

[Scarlet Pimpernell]

Do the pills actually exist?
Or was the Manager being sarcastic?

[mailmonkey]

Oh yeah anti-diuretics do exist, and NO, this twat wasn't being sarcastic, the second time he suggested it to the Deputy rep was after a very very heated WTL session.....He was deadly serious...was looking for anyway at all to get his GeoRevision pushed through....one of the Geo revisions came in at over 4 and a half hours....

MM

[mailman71]

if you need a leak take a tesco bag with you.

[fishtank]

if you need a leak take a tesco bag with you.

The're full of feckin holes.
Better with a hot water bottle at least it will keep you warm when the heater in the van packs in.

[DGP1]

Use a Lucozade bottle, that way there's a chance that your DOM may open it and take a swig if you leave it sitting at your frame