Book about delivery

[clitheroesnumber1postie]

Hello Everyone, I am currently in the process of writing a humourous look at postman and what they have experienced on there delivery/in there office. I know of a few stories myself and I wish to collate as many stories as possible in a book that will be published later this year. If you have any stories please don't hesitate to contact me. Of course the stories have to be humourous and should contain no real names or any stories that are slanderous towards Royal mail as these will NOT be used in the book. I am quite sure if I looked hard enough on the site I could find some already. We will not be using Royal Mail names nor will we using anything derogatory about any persons,just thought I would make that clear. Thanks for your help and hope this comes to fruition.

[stokes11eg]

Be impossible not to slag of management! and there is nothing funny about working indoors any more!But for me, there have been so many humerous (well I think so!) things you come across on your rounds. my favourite funny story goes back to a time when I delivered to flats. From Monday to Friday, a mattress lay propped up outside a door.
Come Saturday,there, laid out the Mattress was presumably the man of the house,stinking of drink, fast asleep, but always immaculately dressed.Presumably his better refused to let him indoors after a night at the pub refused to have to step over him, but he never moved a muscle.