ANNOUNCEMENT : ALL OF ROYAL MAIL'S EMPLOYMENT POLICIES (AGREEMENTS) AT A GLANCE (Updated 2021)... HERE

ANNOUNCEMENT : PLEASE BE AWARE WE ARE NOT ON FACEBOOK AT ALL!

Samson

Postal workers discussion forum. Discuss the day to day life in a Blue Shirt.
woofwoof
Posts: 1516
Joined: 13 Apr 2007, 16:23
Gender: Male
Location: stinky land

Samson

Post by woofwoof »

Im thinking of cutting my toe nails but what im thinking is will i lose my postman powers like walking at 4 mph a day,been able to carry bag after bag of mail,ride a bike ,walk in the snow and ice without falling and it been made out to be my fault or and that dog what goes to bite me will i lose the anti dog attack we are trained to avoid thats without the local idiot mode to avoide the local scum to avoide the snowballs
pinstripe
Posts: 2474
Joined: 25 May 2007, 16:42
Gender: Male
Location: 2 left turns from reality

Re: Samson

Post by pinstripe »

Yep, you will lose all your superhuman powers. Just wrap your toes in plasters, oh and stay away from kryptonite as well, no point taking any chances :dance .
GHOSTman
Posts: 283
Joined: 16 Dec 2009, 08:48
Gender: Male

Re: Samson

Post by GHOSTman »

go for it.....no harm in cutting off! :dance
doveston
Posts: 299
Joined: 10 Apr 2007, 23:32

Re: Samson

Post by doveston »

If you wear doc's you'll be just fine