farting at work

[underpaidoverwalked]

has any1 else got any problems with people farting while ur at the ips or ur own frame.i some mornings cant even stand there because the smell.said to my dom and he says there is nothing he can do about it.

[smarterdarter]

Ask your Dom for one of these

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[fatherchristmas]

at least with a fart the smell goes away why should i have to put up with people who smell all the time, general hygyne, no excuse for smelling like a tramp first thing in morn

[whitemoor66]

How about this?

[jaja]

its nature mate!!!...when you go you got to go

[The FraudSquad]

got that all the time, some people seem to enjoy having the place absolutely reeking.......one day i am going to get a pail of horsehit and rub their nose in it a revenge

plus we got a toilets with no windows, you take your life in your own hands going in there, i usually nip out to the asda across the road

and dont get me started on the mankies who only wash once a year!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jaja]

got that all the time, some people seem to enjoy having the place absolutely reeking.......one day i am going to get a pail of horsehit and rub their nose in it a revenge

plus we got a toilets with no windows, you take your life in your own hands going in there, i usually nip out to the asda across the road

and dont get me started on the mankies who only wash once a year!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ask the DIM DOM if you could have an extractor fan in the toilet it should be vented in there h&s

[Mossman73]

You can't hold whats not in your hand.....

[jaylime]

I had six pints of Guinness yesterday watching the footy and a take away curry for tea afterwards.I was like a north sea foghorn this morning,and i splattered the back of the shitpan around seven oclock.And funnily enough i shower everyday and dont smell.

[tailfly12]

Great jaylime. :mfo :cfo

[Jack Mehoff]

Are you sure it's a fart and not a manager standing close to you because from what I gather it seems that the managers are full of s**t.

[Exrep]

We have one lad who farts every single minute of the day and they smell putrid. Its like his insides are rotting but i had a good old farting session today due to the use of coffee mate in my coffee as i dont buy from the rip off machince and they stunk which is very unusall for me.It did play havoc with my belly thoe its just a good job my beat is close to my home as i had to run home in a cold sweat and my arse went off like a gattling gun needless to say im thinking of now packing in being a postie and deciding whether to become a pebble dasher. But i shall persevere with it and see if it happens again.

[RTI]

I had six pints of Guinness yesterday watching the footy and a take away curry for tea afterwards.I was like a north sea foghorn this morning,and i splattered the back of the shitpan around seven oclock.And funnily enough i shower everyday and dont smell.

LMAO. ledgend.

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[banner18]

Just close your eyes and imagine the person next to you is eating an egg butty.
This will help you deal with it...

[Exrep]

Just close your eyes and imagine the person next to you is eating an egg butty.
This will help you deal with it...

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