Managers galore

[shimmyrule]

All week we have had up to 15 managers(ex posties) in our office, sorting, clearing cut offs, prepping walks, the whole lot.
Who knows whats going on, but they want the office cleared by Monday!!!!

Orange hi viz folk everywhere, some of the laziest , useless, skiving ex posties youll ever see.

Even the new dsm has been in, watching people, just the latest in a long line of failed dsms, he worked in LONDON for last 20 years.(hes massive)

He was noseying up the ailses today, and asked "wheres the canteen guys"
quick as you like, mate piped up ?"dinna tell me you dinna ken whar the canteen is"

Howls of laughter as he trudged off, first real laugh at work for a long time.

[pinstripe]

A while back one of our drivers was telling the lino about a problem with his van, the lino said, in a loud voice "Wheels?" Quick as a flash the driver replied, in a very loud voice, "Yeah, you know, the four round things that the tyres go on."
How many managers have fell into that one?

[harry09]

This sounds so stupid but trust me they hate it, i posted this earlier they hate being called Supervisers....

I make you right these Supervisers are getting Fatter and Fatter like to see them out on the streets they would kill over at the end, Hmmmm not a bad idea...

[krussel]

Had a flat on my van a while ago so i went to see my dom to change to the spare.
I said "i ve got a flat tyre" he asks "where is it flat"? i reply "at the bottom" massive crack up all round

[shimmyrule]

get the next comedian on .

We had a dum once , surname houston.(another ex postie )

Was a few year back, mail was piling up at frames, boxes everywhere, morale was at an all time low, when lad bellowed

"HOUSTON- WE HAVE A PROBLEM"

Funniest jibe ive ever heard.

[shelanda]

Hey shimmyrule are you sure they are not clearing the office cause they are expecting a press visit so making sure no backlog!!! or am I being siuspicious?

[baldrick]

don't worry - they will all be down in London tomorrow.

[shelanda]

don't worry - they will all be down in London tomorrow.

With their Ato Zs

[dudleylicious]

And they will be doon in Broxburn/Bathgate (or at least one female manager will be )

On saturday morning -coffee machine on free vend -sandwiches brought in

[revilo88]

All week we have had up to 15 managers(ex posties) in our office, sorting, clearing cut offs, prepping walks, the whole lot.
Who knows whats going on, but they want the office cleared by Monday!!!!

Orange hi viz folk everywhere, some of the laziest , useless, skiving ex posties youll ever see.

Even the new dsm has been in, watching people, just the latest in a long line of failed dsms, he worked in LONDON for last 20 years.(hes massive)

He was noseying up the ailses today, and asked "wheres the canteen guys"
quick as you like, mate piped up ?"dinna tell me you dinna ken whar the canteen is"

Howls of laughter as he trudged off, first real laugh at work for a long time.

This song probably needs to be piped through the office whilst any manager is actually doing proper work; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

[baldrick]

don't worry - they will all be down in London tomorrow.

With their Ato Zs

And Starbucks profits will be up.

[collectionsarebest]

they are learning how to be postman again so that they can try in vain to clear the work so they can still get there bonuses when we are on strike

[uprising95]

it will do them good to do work for once lets cut off more

one said theother day
its an easy job init
walking the streets carrying a bag .......