Taken from RM Manager monthly, an article on the condition of the management structure at RM.
Take it away Bob.
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Management quote of the day
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Jack Mehoff
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Management quote of the day
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mandelsons_toenail
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Re: Management quote of the day
My fav. one today
Me " Busy again today!"
manager " Well at least you had no packets yesterday so you werent busy"
Me " What? We still had to go to every call"
His face was priceless, packets would of meant even more cut off's
Fool
Me " Busy again today!"
manager " Well at least you had no packets yesterday so you werent busy"
Me " What? We still had to go to every call"
His face was priceless, packets would of meant even more cut off's
Fool
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REDLETTER
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Re: Management quote of the day
"Work with me on this!" - What the hell does he think I'm doing, working for TNT? 
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mandelsons_toenail
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Re: Management quote of the day
my current fav,
" mail is down 10%"
" mail is down 10%"
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BELIAL
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Re: Management quote of the day
We are getting rid of 50,000 of you to safeguard your jobs 
We are cutting your pension to make it secure
We are cutting your pension to make it secure
Bye
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POSTMAN
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Re: Management quote of the day
Executive action is coming in now,we can work together to make it smoother 
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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TrueBlueTerrier
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Re: Management quote of the day
Pegasus is a fair system and its working well 
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solcat
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Re: Management quote of the day
wanchope123 wrote:my current fav,
" mail is down 10%"
This seems to be the favourite in our office too, followed by what will you do when it gets heavy?
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pop it in pete
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Re: Management quote of the day
" i need more of the part timers to come in early so you can all get out on time" Meanwhile we have 7 vacant dutys and reduction of third of full timers due next year according to the indoor work tool!!!!! What planet are they on???
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POSTMAN
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Re: Management quote of the day
Cutting off!!!.....but the traffic figures say......
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
My BFF Clash
The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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brothermagrew
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Re: Management quote of the day
Trust me and leave it with me your accident on duty will be duly recorded on the ERICA system 
"Today’s workplace has become heartless and soulless. Employees are seen as units of labour, automatons, functionaries, objects for achieving designated tasks, and as costs to be minimised."
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DGP1
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Re: Management quote of the day
Our People 
I'm preparing myself for the zombie invasion, rule number 1 - Cardio
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mailsort6
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Re: Management quote of the day
1. "I'll issue you with the conduct code".
2. Manager: "Are you calling me liar".
2. Manager: "Are you calling me liar".
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nom de guerre
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Re: Management quote of the day
O.T. Based on a True Story
INT. MANAGERS OFFICE- DAY
Manager sitting at his desk, "working". A Postie appears at the door, laden with bags.
POSTIE: It's a heavy day. I'm going to be an hour over my time, so I'll need to claim if I'm to get the duty cleared.
MANAGER: Claim? But you were finished early yesterday.
POSTIE: I worked to my time yesterday.
MANAGER: But you were finished early the day before that.
POSTIE: No, I was covering part of a duty on Flexability, which took me extra time.
MANAGER: (desperate) And what time did you finish the day before that?
POSTIE: That was Sunday.
MANAGER: (blink)
POSTIE: So, can I claim then?
Managment response which follows this resembles a toddler tantrum that would rival anything seen in your local superstore.
INT. MANAGERS OFFICE- DAY
Manager sitting at his desk, "working". A Postie appears at the door, laden with bags.
POSTIE: It's a heavy day. I'm going to be an hour over my time, so I'll need to claim if I'm to get the duty cleared.
MANAGER: Claim? But you were finished early yesterday.
POSTIE: I worked to my time yesterday.
MANAGER: But you were finished early the day before that.
POSTIE: No, I was covering part of a duty on Flexability, which took me extra time.
MANAGER: (desperate) And what time did you finish the day before that?
POSTIE: That was Sunday.
MANAGER: (blink)
POSTIE: So, can I claim then?
Managment response which follows this resembles a toddler tantrum that would rival anything seen in your local superstore.
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Wiltshireboy
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Re: Management quote of the day
Pegasus: Mythical creature, smells of Horse Sh*t.TrueBlueTerrier wrote:Pegasus is a fair system and its working well