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NICKNAMES!!

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thehappyones
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NICKNAMES!!

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Thought this might be quite fun....what nicknames have you for your fellow workers or have you any lookalikes.
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Re: NICKNAMES!!

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Can't tell bosses' nicknames because I'll be sussed, but we did have one chap, many tears ago called photo-fit--he had one of those sort of put together faces where nothing looked quite right!
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Re: NICKNAMES!!

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Please be careful how you respond in this thread.
With your nickname,you are near enough telling others who you are!

And if you mention others,your workplace could be sussed.

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Re: NICKNAMES!!

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My nick name is 'that giant pain in the arse' at least that's what the management keep refering to me as. :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
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Re: NICKNAMES!!

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We've a few in the office that look like Shrek and a few more that probably fart like Shrek :Sick
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Re: NICKNAMES!!

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k66yla wrote:We've a few in the office that look like Shrek and a few more that probably fart like Shrek :Sick
We have more than a few like you say and they are the managers!. The ONLY thing you get out of them is HOT AIR!. :chuckle
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Re: NICKNAMES!!

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I'm the one called "Docket Queen" because I do so much overtime for next to nothing and come in early for no pay. Sometimes I am called "Managers Pet" just because I go around saying how great they are! It's not fair!

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Re: NICKNAMES!!

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IPS wrote:I'm the one called "Docket Queen" because I do so much overtime for next to nothing and come in early for no pay. Sometimes I am called "Managers Pet" just because I go around saying how great they are! It's not fair!

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Re: NICKNAMES!!

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I ve got a nickname which ive had for 14 years (cant say it on here :dance ) i really dont mind it. Funny but i always feel once you've been given a nickname you kinda been accepted :chuckle
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Re: NICKNAMES!!

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krussel wrote:I ve got a nickname which ive had for 14 years (cant say it on here :dance ) i really dont mind it. Funny but i always feel once you've been given a nickname you kinda been accepted :chuckle
Same here :Very Happy Once they give you a nickname they make you part of the group.
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Re: NICKNAMES!!

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I do have a nickname, its not entirely complimentary but then Igiie just as much back, so I guess as above has mentioned I have been accepted and is part of the fixture having benn in 21 years, I just don't really socialise with the Sports & Social as I have a life outside of the place lol.
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