COURIER--MAY 2009---YOUR LIGHT HEARTED REVIEW

[vigilante]

Front Page------guess what????--------Yes you got it, doom and gloom!!! Letter volumes fall further!! Well I haven't noticed!!
Page 2 ---------stark proof of the decline in mail levels!! But That bloke who delivers to the east Kilbride shopping centre WILL notice it there because of businesses in trouble due to the recession----Duhhhhhh!!
Pay 2009/10 update----yes lets use the recession as a stick to beat out pay hopes with------we are beginning to pull out of recession now!!------helllllloooo!
Page 3------our missing milions!! basically they want us to take loads more D2D contracts a week!!!-------Yeah and pay us less or the same 1.67 as we have had since I can remember-----great idea---for RM!!
Page 4/5 -----Safety truck trialled------the way RM are going on have we enough to fill it what with the decline in mail and all???
Page 6 -----vacuum company set to use more of our services-------good, marvelous, beaut!
Page 7-----Meet the contenders-----now there is someone you would want on picket with you
Teamwork key to sucess--a delivery team sprang into action after mail was locked inside store cupbaord and worked many hours after there time to deliver it
--i expect they had to use flexibility!!!
page 9--------Commended by customers, cumbria and Lancashire are the best for delivery performance----make way for a whopping bonus!!!
page 10----Green transport drive---hydrogen-fuelled vans---ooooohhhh yes----rocket power!!!!!
Page 11-----Misdeliveries are costing us dear------Well RM hire monkeys and give them no training!!
page 12-----Nicholas enjoys the challenge!postman sees watch and win as daily exercise for the mind!-------ooohh and an apple for teacher---good boy!!
Page 13------Euro ----yawn-----election----yawn
Middle pages------sky-high scores for Heathrow---worldwide Distibution centre----mmmm nice!!!
Page 16---the big lunch is up our street---RM encourage emplyees to join in with neighbours and street parties to build community spirit-----well they have failed in the workplace!!
Page 17-----Sticking up for tradition---one of us is a secret morris dancer---------OMG----dont admit it!!!!
Page 20-----Letters--usual edited rubbish----ohh and win a camera----nice!
page 23---ken Loach film has postie as hero because of the teamwork associated with the job---yeah right!!
page 24----colin has a pet project-------he draws mutts!---bloody good too!
Page 25------Ride the rails on a TPO!--------Ahhh yes TPO, when it was nice to work for the company. Before arseholes moved in to ruin it!
Page 26/7--------Advertising rubbish
Back page-----Win A DAB digital radio----Nah, your alright thanks.
Patronising crossword----if you cant do that one I'd be worried for you---do they really think we are that thick??

[TrueBlueTerrier]

Thank you for taking one for the lads - the sacrifice of having to read the scourier for us is most appreciated.

[vigilante]

Thank you for taking one for the lads - the sacrifice of having to read the scourier for us is most appreciated.

Thank you TBT,

Someone has to do this sacrifice for the sake of ridiculing this propoganda machine by RM-----it's not easy but it has to be done.
But there is only so many cheesey faces one can handle at one time

[97gaz]

For the first time in my twelve years at RM, mine went straight in the bin unopened. That's because I already know exactly whats in it.

[norbert]

Thank you for taking one for the lads - the sacrifice of having to read the scourier for us is most appreciated.

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:lfo was quite partial to Morris Dancing - he apparently went to church every sunday according to The Church Times - RM must think people are a bit simple

the bit about the Ken Loach film and a very dubious connection with RM's destructive and divisive version of team working is absolutely laughable . His films are usually left wing agit - prop films , the one about the trackworkers in a botched privatization rail industry is one case in point , the last one was about the Black and Tans in Ireland . - it wasn't exactly a Merchant Ivory Film

He's hardly going to depict the virtues of colleague shares and corporate clap trap .

[General Mannerheim]

Thank you for taking one for the lads - the sacrifice of having to read the scourier for us is most appreciated.

:
:lfo was quite partial to Morris Dancing - he apparently went to church every sunday according to The Church Times - RM must think people are a bit simple

It`s true isn`t this Leighton and Crozier?

[stokes11eg]

Is that our new summer uniform? We'll need the pith helmets to keep out the sunlight.

[brothermagrew]

It`s true isn`t this Leighton and Crozier?


Nope! It's Simon & Garfunkel

[norbert]

It`s true isn`t this Leighton and Crozier?


Nope! It's Simon & Garfunkel

Church Bell Ringing was another one of :lfo 's hobbies - all self promotion b***ocks - answers on a postcard as to what some people would like Big Al to do with a rope

[pinstripe]

I haven't opened my Courier rag for about 8 months now, I'm going to sell them on eBay and make a fortune! Well, them and a couple of hundred red elastic bands- only used once, great condition, well... snapped. Daily Heil readers will be queueing to buy them so they can litter the streets. So unless anybody on here is interested...unread Courier rags, going once....

[vigilante]

In a very strange way, I now look forward to it's arrival so that I can see all the horrid cheesy faces and absolute dribble propoganda
it has sprawed across the pages.
Well someone has to do it and then review it!!

[norbert]

In a very strange way, I now look forward to it's arrival so that I can see all the horrid cheesy faces and absolute dribble propoganda
it has sprawed across the pages.
Well someone has to do it and then review it!!

I thought that style of photography went out decades ago , back to the days when the photographer went under a black cloth and somebody lit magnesium powder as I've never seen such wooden looking people in my life .

To cap it all , they're often not staff , they're pen pushers and managers as often nobody else would be daft enough to go along with it all .