MISSING ..PLEASE HELP !!

donut · Post by **donut** » 23 Apr 2008, 18:05

Recently gone missing from the s,london area.
Owners very worried as no-one has seen or heard anything for some time now.
Very prone to this sort of behavior......as it`s not the 1st time,
Description:
Quite a large animal which has a large yellow streak down it`s back.
Responds to the name of THE CWU and is very shy and timid.
Will only eat large 3 course meals and only drinks Don Perinon Champagne.

Contact; 0208 9717 200

REWARD ...Â£2.80 a week for the rest of our f***ing lives !!!!!

Post by **TrueBlueTerrier** » 23 Apr 2008, 18:06

I think I saw it last Oct running for the hills.....

pinstripe · Post by **pinstripe** » 23 Apr 2008, 18:16

Heard it barking a few weeks ago, but no one was paying it much attention.

Post by **dvbuk55** » 23 Apr 2008, 18:44

Read the latest on the pensions fiasco, exactly, there isn't any.

Post by **dvbuk55** » 23 Apr 2008, 18:49

Angry Fujitsu workers to take industrial action

CWU members at the Fujitsu plant in Birmingham have voted overwhelmingly for industrial action in response to the threat to their jobs.

140 workers at the telecoms manufacturing plant were unexpectedly told on Wednesday that their future at the company was now subject to a 90-day redundancy notice because of a proposed move of work to the USA.

Bill McClory, deputy general secretary, said: â€œWorkers at the Fujitsu plant are infuriated by the news that their jobs are under threat. They do not want to be put on the scrap heap. We will fight to save these jobs.

â€œWe believe there is a management strategy failure here, with too much reliance on one contract, and the consequences are being unfairly transferred to the workforce.â€

shades · Post by **shades** » 23 Apr 2008, 18:54

our very large very lazy yellow lump of s... was last seen going in to managers office with a tray of coffee & buns

johno47 · Post by **johno47** » 23 Apr 2008, 19:15

Last time i saw it, it was getting humped by Royal Mail, didnt really pay much attention at the time, just thought it was the mating season.

Captain Swing · Post by **Captain Swing** » 23 Apr 2008, 22:20

Nice thread and never more of a true word spoken.

I haven't seen it for years, every time I get in to a fight with scab managers the yellow streak of piss disappears. Almost forgot, the leader was seen in Belfast last week but f****d off pretty fast I believe!

Lastly, it raised its head out of its s**t pit a few months ago, f****d us on our annual leave and f****d off again. If anyone makes contact with it, send it away again... please?

scottyb · Post by **scottyb** » 24 Apr 2008, 17:27

seen it outside number 10 begging for crumbs or was it pies could have been a seat on the back benches.