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Midlands Super Humps

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Midlands Super Humps

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Anyone unfortunate enough to have to visit Midlands “Super” Hub be aware that they’ve taken advantage of a special offer on speed humps, even one lap of the yard will involve going over at least 10, and apparently managers will be out to have words with anyone trying to avoid them.
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Re: Midlands Super Humps

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ConeHater wrote:
02 Apr 2025, 14:22
Anyone unfortunate enough to have to visit Midlands “Super” Hub be aware that they’ve taken advantage of a special offer on speed humps, even one lap of the yard will involve going over at least 10, and apparently managers will be out to have words with anyone trying to avoid them.
Easy to walk over though :thumbup
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ConeHater wrote:
02 Apr 2025, 14:22
Anyone unfortunate enough to have to visit Midlands “Super” Hub be aware that they’ve taken advantage of a special offer on speed humps, even one lap of the yard will involve going over at least 10, and managers will be out to have words with anyone trying to avoid them.
At Heathrow, if you're on the airfield side, you can be fined for not having your high-visibility vest zipped up. If speed humps have been installed to slow down vehicles, it makes sense to penalize drivers who intentionally avoid them.

In my district, there are six speed humps and chicanes along a two-mile stretch of the main road. These were put in place because drivers were disregarding the speed limit and ignoring school zone signs. A lollipop lady was even knocked over a few years ago.
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TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
03 Apr 2025, 17:21
ConeHater wrote:
02 Apr 2025, 14:22
Anyone unfortunate enough to have to visit Midlands “Super” Hub be aware that they’ve taken advantage of a special offer on speed humps, even one lap of the yard will involve going over at least 10, and managers will be out to have words with anyone trying to avoid them.
At Heathrow, if you're on the airfield side, you can be fined for not having your high-visibility vest zipped up. If speed humps have been installed to slow down vehicles, it makes sense to penalize drivers who intentionally avoid them.

In my district, there are six speed humps and chicanes along a two-mile stretch of the main road. These were put in place because drivers were disregarding the speed limit and ignoring school zone signs. A lollipop lady was even knocked over a few years ago.
You have missed the point entirely. Speed humps on RM premises have nothing to do with 2 mile stretches of public roads.
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One lap of the yard and you encounter 18 speed humps, more if you venture into park-up areas, and there’s still more to be installed !
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ConeHater wrote:
04 Apr 2025, 00:58
One lap of the yard and you encounter 18 speed humps, more if you venture into park-up areas, and there’s still more to be installed !
Conehater I think you need to change your username :chuckle
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Londonsburning wrote:
03 Apr 2025, 18:24
TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
03 Apr 2025, 17:21
ConeHater wrote:
02 Apr 2025, 14:22
Anyone unfortunate enough to have to visit Midlands “Super” Hub be aware that they’ve taken advantage of a special offer on speed humps, even one lap of the yard will involve going over at least 10, and managers will be out to have words with anyone trying to avoid them.
At Heathrow, if you're on the airfield side, you can be fined for not having your high-visibility vest zipped up. If speed humps have been installed to slow down vehicles, it makes sense to penalize drivers who intentionally avoid them.

In my district, there are six speed humps and chicanes along a two-mile stretch of the main road. These were put in place because drivers were disregarding the speed limit and ignoring school zone signs. A lollipop lady was even knocked over a few years ago.
You have missed the point entirely. Speed humps on RM premises have nothing to do with 2 mile stretches of public roads.
You seem to have missed the main point. Speed bumps, regardless of their location, address either a real or perceived problem. If speeding is the issue, their presence—whether on private or public land—should encourage drivers to slow down, especially if they have previously ignored speed limits in the area.

While speed bumps can be inconvenient and frustrating, they can also save lives. For instance, a pedestrian hit by a car traveling at 10-20 mph is at a much lower risk of serious injury compared to being struck by a vehicle going 20-30 mph. Inconvenience is temporary, but the consequences of not having speed bumps to slow speeding drivers down can be fatal.
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Re: Midlands Super Humps

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ted_e_bear wrote:
04 Apr 2025, 06:17
ConeHater wrote:
04 Apr 2025, 00:58
One lap of the yard and you encounter 18 speed humps, more if you venture into park-up areas, and there’s still more to be installed !
Conehater I think you need to change your username :chuckle
. . . you may be right ! 😂
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We don't have those at our mail centre. Obviously, either (a) our lives are worth less, (b) somebody got a good deal on speed bumps up in the Midlands, or (c) both.
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britwrit wrote:
04 Apr 2025, 14:19
We don't have those at our mail centre. Obviously, either (a) our lives are worth less, (b) somebody got a good deal on speed bumps up in the Midlands, or (c) both.
(d) Trying to keep fleet suspension replacement costs low.
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I work at MSH, and my team are delighted that the speed humps have been fitted! Deservedly so. Too many drivers, both Royal Mail, agency, contractors etc are driving way above the 10mph speed limit. Some are driving 30/40mph!

And yes some (other MCs) are currently swerving to avoid them driving on designated walking paths. So yes we keep a look out for them. Easy to get duty number and report them. Even our own MSH drivers and shunters guilty of it, but not any more.
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Supremesoul1 wrote:
11 Apr 2025, 10:46
I work at MSH, and my team are delighted that the speed humps have been fitted! Deservedly so. Too many drivers, both Royal Mail, agency, contractors etc are driving way above the 10mph speed limit. Some are driving 30/40mph!

And yes some (other MCs) are currently swerving to avoid them driving on designated walking paths. So yes we keep a look out for them. Easy to get duty number and report them. Even our own MSH drivers and shunters guilty of it, but not any more.
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Managers have plenty of opportunities to have a word with speedy drivers but they rarely venture into yard. Used to see them out with speed gun but not for a long time.
Methinks the shunters should take every opportunity to avoid the humps. A lap of the yard encounters around 18 humps, more if parking trailer in 3/400 bays. If they do 3 trailers an hour for a basic shift they’ll be going over humps at least 400 times, and the tugs don’t have suspension !