Today 1st of April I email the shop, they say it's been dispatched, here's your consignment number.
Go to Business Post's website - "Address not known".
They've got the Postcode and the house number. Had my phone number but didn't ring so the parcel would have been stuck there. Either had the choice of driving 10 miles to the depot, or waiting ages. An example of why competition is s**t for everyone but the fat cats! Anyway, rant over!