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Anyone ever found anyone, ....not alive on you're round

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Beforenineoclockgoodone
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Anyone ever found anyone, ....not alive on you're round

Post by Beforenineoclockgoodone »

:hmmmm
Job & finish
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pinstripe
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Post by pinstripe »

See the walking dead every morning, then I leave the delivery office.
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Post by POSTMAN »

What a strange topic!! :neutral:

But what a f***ing great reply :left:
I Wrote-During Covid-Which is still relevant now
It's good to get these types of threads, the ridiculous my manager said bollox, so we can reassure ourselves that while the world is falling apart, Royal Mail managers are still being the low-life C***S they have always been.
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The daily grind of having to argue your case with an intellectual pigmy of a line manager is physically and emotionally draining.
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jacee
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Post by jacee »

A cat with very unusual fur markings almost like tyre tracks
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k979aaa
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Post by k979aaa »

jacee wrote:A cat with very unusual fur markings almost like tyre tracks
Would that be catapiller track's!.
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L Tommo
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Post by L Tommo »

I would like to turn up to my MC and see a couple of NON LIVING PEOPLE...


Now WOT ONES FIRST???? Ermmmmmm :hmmmm :hmmmm :hmmmm


I'LL BE BACK!!!

OUT :crazy:
L TOMMO.... ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM........

EAST LONDON MAIL CENTER-ISHHHH
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Re: Anyone ever found anyone, ....not alive on you're round

Post by TrueBlueTerrier »

Beforenineoclockgoodone wrote::hmmmm

Yes . I had a packet for them when I just started as a Postman. Knocked did not get an answer so form left, as I walked past window saw someone in a chair, it was obvious from their colour and position that they had expired so called police and ambulance and waited. Then carried on with me round.
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coaster
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Post by coaster »

jacee wrote:A cat with very unusual fur markings almost like tyre tracks
Same here
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jafferpants
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Re: Anyone ever found anyone, ....not alive on you're round

Post by jafferpants »

TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
Beforenineoclockgoodone wrote::hmmmm

Yes . I had a packet for them when I just started as a Postman. Knocked did not get an answer so form left, as I walked past window saw someone in a chair, it was obvious from their colour and position that they had expired so called police and ambulance and waited. Then carried on with me round.

The guy had a note in his hand which read "has tbt arrived with my f***ing dole cheque yet" :left:
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Fedor Emelianenko Fan
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Post by Fedor Emelianenko Fan »

The chap that works next to me once said that a man on his walk once slit his throat and was discovered by his ex wife 3 weeks after he had done it. The postie was on the next street when the man was discovered and could here all the shouting and screaming from the distraught women, one of the neighbours of the man said to the postie a few days later that he went to see what all the shouting was about outside the house then went in the house and put a blanket over the dead man. :sad:
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johno47
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Post by johno47 »

Weve got 3 that sit in the office everyday..
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baldrick
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Post by baldrick »

I don't do a delivery, but there are a few bodies propped up against walls, pillars. and desks around my MC,
with their arms crossed, or their hands in their pockets. and their eyes staring blankly.
Either rigor mortis has set in or they're line managers - it's sometimes difficult to tell the difference.
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phantompostmaster
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Re: Anyone ever found anyone, ....not alive on you're round

Post by phantompostmaster »

TrueBlueTerrier wrote:
Beforenineoclockgoodone wrote::hmmmm

Yes . I had a packet for them when I just started as a Postman. Knocked did not get an answer so form left, as I walked past window saw someone in a chair, it was obvious from their colour and position that they had expired so called police and ambulance and waited. Then carried on with me round.
should have got a split for your troubles!!!!
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saru
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Post by saru »

I've just heard this on our local news - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/beds ... 324299.stm
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eian687
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Re: Anyone ever found anyone, ....not alive on you're round

Post by eian687 »

Beforenineoclockgoodone wrote::hmmmm
i have not but years ago i was acting PED and had a call that a female staff was upset as the drunk on a door step she thought was dead............. turned out the poor guy had passed away the girl who was a cadet never came back to work
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