Random 2 : A Very Shady Sequel

[clashcityrocker]

Part of me is hoping Brandon McNulty wins the stage.
What a ride

[clashcityrocker]

My fantasy Tour de France team faded badly towards the end.
I had all the right riders just not on the right stages.

Already looking forward to next year.

[Woody Guthrie]

Apparently the "little green man" on Simon's propaganda effort is already becoming an Internet hit.

This is my favourite..

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[ssdd]

I don't think he's grasped the full extent...

[clashcityrocker]

At the Tory hustings on the south coast this evening there is a sizeable RMT contingent venting their feelings towards the Tory elite.
Any CWU banners? Not one.

[clashcityrocker]

Either they make taking off your shirt when you score a red card offence or the perpetrator has to do a 5 minute post match interview on the rings in the sitting crucifix position. Then we can judge their core strength.

[Woody Guthrie]

I would go further, taking off your shirt and waving it in front of children should at least result in an interview under caution.

[POSTMAN]

Charlton's Eddie Firmani is 89 today-he scored 2 International goals for Italy-1 against Switzerland at the Wank-dorfstadion and the other 1 against Austria at the Prat-erstadion.
Happy to say (I think) he wasn't playing for the mighty Addicks during those 2 games.

I think he kept his shirt on as well.

[clashcityrocker]

A witness said she heard an ‘awful squeal’ yesterday afternoon before seeing the detached hand on the blood-splattered floor of Deighton Working Men’s Club in Huddersfield.

‘It was like something out of a horror film,’ the woman, in her 50s, told Yorkshire Live.

‘I heard him squealing in the smoking shelter and two boys in balaclavas chopped him up. I don’t normally get nightmares but I expect I will tonight.’
She then saw someone pick the hand up and wrap it in kitchen towel in a bid to ‘preserve’ it.

‘I hear he has lost his hand over a £10 bag of weed,’ she claimed, adding she believes there will be a ‘reprisal’ attack.
West Yorkshire Police confirmed the suspects fled the scene and the victim was taken to hospital with a severe hand injury.
A spokesperson said: ‘Police were called to a working men’s club in Deighton Road, Huddersfield at about 5.27pm on Tuesday to a report a man had been seriously injured.
‘Emergency services attended the scene and located the victim who had suffered leg injuries and a severe hand injury.

[clashcityrocker]

There is no drought.
The lizard people have drunk all the water. They next plan to flood the country with Biblical downpours.
I'm calling it the great rewet.

[POSTMAN]

There is a f***ing National Drought Group - how many times do they meet in a century?

[Woody Guthrie]

There is a f***ing National Drought Group - how many times do they meet in a century?

I would suspect that if you flip the sign around on the office door it says National Flood Group.

[Woody Guthrie]

There are times when life just puts in a nasty little low blow to remind you that you're getting old.
Apparently Ian Wright's grandson scored for Stoke last night...
Yeah grandson.

[Woody Guthrie]

Thanks to Ryan Giggs, Vogon poetry is now only the fourth worst in the entire universe.

[clashcityrocker]

Robbie Williams: ‘I don’t crave sex with strangers anymore’

Well that's good to know. I thought it was just me.