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My solution to the lack of social distancing in Royal Mail

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dooby1
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My solution to the lack of social distancing in Royal Mail

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ssdd wrote:Nice, dooby. I see you have 'Postman's Leg Syndrome'. (One leg shorter than the other). Comes to us all, eventually.

Just wait till the CWU get a hold if this!
I can see the flyer now....

"Posties...Delivering Through The Apocalypse" for the title.

Swap the backdrop with some ruined buildings and a few lightning bolts (we like them!)

Then the caption:
"Neither radiation, nor biological pathogen, nor chemical hazard, can stay your Postie from the swift completion of their appointed rounds".
I’ve only done 19 years but both knees problematic plus the back plays up from time to time.... so yep, I’ve got that dodgy postman walk now! I’m just pleased that our CEO is grateful for all my hardwork and the fact I’ve sacrificed my body for the company..... oh, hang on a minute, they’ve just hung “Arbeit macht frei“ signs outside the gates to our office
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Post by ssdd »

dooby1 wrote:
ssdd wrote:Nice, dooby. I see you have 'Postman's Leg Syndrome'. (One leg shorter than the other). Comes to us all, eventually.

Just wait till the CWU get a hold if this!
I can see the flyer now....

"Posties...Delivering Through The Apocalypse" for the title.

Swap the backdrop with some ruined buildings and a few lightning bolts (we like them!)

Then the caption:
"Neither radiation, nor biological pathogen, nor chemical hazard, can stay your Postie from the swift completion of their appointed rounds".
I’ve only done 19 years but both knees problematic plus the back plays up from time to time.... so yep, I’ve got that dodgy postman walk now! I’m just pleased that our CEO is grateful for all my hardwork and the fact I’ve sacrificed my body for the company..... oh, hang on a minute, they’ve just hung “Arbeit macht frei“ signs outside the gates to our office
Yes, I'm sure Rico appreciates some 'concentration' while we work. Never mind, I'm sure the kids'll love your suit!
Dorset Plodder
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Post by Dorset Plodder »

ssdd wrote: Never mind, I'm sure the kids'll love your suit!



I don't think this is the Kind of "Fancy Dress" that the RM High Command are looking to promote. :hmmmm Although I can appreciate a sense of humour (I've seen the pictures of the Posties delivering all dressed up) ..... I personally won't be helping Rico to promote his care free attitude. :cuppa
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Dorset Plodder wrote: (I've seen the pictures of the Posties delivering all dressed up) ..... I personally won't be helping Rico to promote his care free attitude. :cuppa
I know they mean well and I have just posted the news story up after being contacted about it.
I think it's a backward step and screws the real s**t that is going on out there.
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Just need a few of these for the social distancing and your the complete RM covid warrior
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Beanyjazz wrote:
23 Nov 2023, 08:35
'Look at me Mummy, I made £25, and it only cost me 1 knee'. Get a life.
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nutcracker wrote:Just need a few of these for the social distancing and your the complete RM covid warrior
PMSL :left: Well that's a lot more Social than my idea of a 2m stick with a pointy end. :cuppa
Like all Wage Slaves, he had two crosses to bear: The people he worked for and the people he worked with! (Stephen Vizinczey.)