RMCtv : An update on our Delivery Performance Task Force : Just print some labels

[postslippete]

Seems to me that a lot has gone wrong at this depot and its just been left to rot


A delivery performance taskforce


A HR expert able to pull forward some recruitment....no sh*t Sherlock!! Its probably chronically understaffed like our office.

[Startingover]

We need the Task force Working Association Team of Simon (T.W.A.T.S for short) to pay a visit here, our new labels have white street names on yellow labels. If you put your head an inch from the label you can just about read the street name. Great work team!

Brilliant, although I that they were also known as "Simon's High Impact Team".

The Team get's involved as follows:

1. Simon hears that a postie has said "It's s*** here" and wants to improve life there for that poor postie
2. So he sends in S.H.I.T.
3. The DOM is advised that S.H.I.T. is on its way and can be heard crying "Oh s***".
4. S.H.I.T> do there business and leave, reporting back to Simon that no s**** has been left behind
5. the local post hears this and says "NO S***!"
6. Simon hears this as a positive and reports back to the board of his success and then (remembers) to was his hands of everything.

[sindba]

Do they come from the Continual Underperformance New Techiques Section that work for Simon?

[ssdd]

Do they come from the Continual Underperformance New Techiques Section that work for Simon?

I thought it was the Work Area New Key Enhancements Rollout Section...

[Sir Henry]

So has anyone here had a visit from the Shock Troops yet?
Is there a disparity between the reality and the managerial perception/propaganda of their efficacy?

[Dorset Plodder]

We need the Task force Working Association Team of Simon (T.W.A.T.S for short) to pay a visit here, our new labels have white street names on yellow labels. If you put your head an inch from the label you can just about read the street name. Great work team!

Brilliant, although I that they were also known as "Simon's High Impact Team".

Very Good

I'm glad to see we've still got a sense of humour, as well as imagination.

[Dorset Plodder]

Do they come from the Continual Underperformance New Techiques Section that work for Simon?

I thought it was the Work Area New Key Enhancements Rollout Section...

Do they come from the Continual Underperformance New Techiques Section that work for Simon?

I think these would look particularly good across the back of those snazzy jackets the likes of the FBI wear (or in our case probably a Hi-Vis)!